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@WhoaColors
I'll be rich once this thing takes off. Titties and weed, bitch. Titties and weed.
Porn subscription: $20 a month. Finding my ex in a porno: priceless. Actually, still $20 a month.
I like to paint and make music. But I Love smoking weed and watching porn. Love conquers all. = )
I understand Twitter now. 'Trends' are what black people are watching on TV. Why don't they just call it that?
The problem with rush hour traffic is that by the time I get home I lose my buzz.
Told everyone I wanted baking accessories for Christmas. REALLY hope my grandma gets me weed. I know she's down.
I don't give a shit how country you are... you do NOT fuck to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
If Freebird is the song playing in your amateur porn, I get an anti-boner. #NOTcool
She said 'see you later' and I mumbled 'this isn't working out' under my breath. That counts right?
people from india smell like incense so blind people can hate them too.
The only acceptable time to listen to dubstep is when watching slow-motion porn shots.
That whole time we were doing it, I was thinking about Twitter. Sorry, girl that will never see this.
You know that Kermit song "it ain't easy being green"? That shit's about AIDs. - says a stoned George Lucas
I'm not racist. My fantasy football quarterback is black.
United States Trends
- 1. Jack Smith N/A
- 2. Fable N/A
- 3. Fanone N/A
- 4. Don Lemon N/A
- 5. Sinners N/A
- 6. He-Man N/A
- 7. Oscar N/A
- 8. harry styles N/A
- 9. Titanic N/A
- 10. Christian Parker N/A
- 11. William Kelly N/A
- 12. #BTS_WORLDTOUR N/A
- 13. Ticketmaster N/A
- 14. MetLife N/A
- 15. Maki N/A
- 16. Jared Leto N/A
- 17. Forza Horizon 6 N/A
- 18. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 19. Xbox N/A
- 20. Beast of Reincarnation N/A
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