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@killorn who are you? What is your meaning?



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all I'm saying is that President Email Lady wouldn't be telling us to drink bleach


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So excited for the season finale of America.


Raspberry Bereaved #prince


Purrlington Cat Factory


Walgreen’s is playing “Hong Kong Garden.” There’s hope for humanity yet.


Fourth Meal at Tiffany’s


“He is RZA” ~ Rap Easter


“Wrong number” would have been appropriate, but where’s the fun in that? Meet Corey, my new foreverbro.

killorn's tweet image. “Wrong number” would have been appropriate, but where’s the fun in that? Meet Corey, my new foreverbro.

“Use the receipt, Luke.” ~ Returning the Jedi


If you leave the mall today without two black eyes and a stranger’s earlobe in your mouth, you’ve missed the point of America entirely.


“Hug the Police!” ~ Nice Cube


People who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls.


Some days you’re the beer can, other days you’re the forehead.


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Cinnabon's nutritional information is just a scream written in blood.


"No words, just PENISES!" ~ whiteboards


Roughly 90% of my working knowledge of US world affairs comes from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video.


jQuery is my Ike Turner


The juice is not going to weez itself, people.


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