Connor Hastings ||Parody||
@WickedSchemer
I don't live to please anyone. I do what I want and I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. Can you accept me the way I am, @LawfulBlues? •#ֆɨʀɛɖ•
I do this thing called what I want. • Rich Bad Boy • Black Sheep • Cocky • Laid Back • Brother to @ArrogantAppeal, @AustereBadge, @QueenOfDefense • Being tamed by @LawfulBlues
I see….You make a hard bargain but….-Lifts her chin gently and plants a kiss on her lips-
Yes. A phone call would make things better. Nothing vomit-inducing about HEARING my brother trying not to moan while riding the Tanner Express.
The last time wasn’t my fault. That cop was a dick.
I meant it is a habit I don't want to start.
You had sex before the I do’s. I know because I still have to bleach my eyes and hope it cleans my brain.
Do you ever?
I mean, true. Plus I don't feel like bailing you out.
Because the rest of us totally aren’t having sexual relations outside of marriage....
You act as though they really care if I’m slouching or not. I think they’d be happy I just don’t have cuffs on me this time.
Mom would have done it. [Smirking, mom would have been gentle and only used the tip of her finger as a soft reminder]
-Straightens up quickly and grumbles- Not necessary.
[Jams knuckle between his shoulder blade]
-Rolls my eyes and purposely slouches-
W-Why would you do this to me?
I feel like I should...I have somewhere to be.
I just meant you can’t help you like. And he could have been gayer than Cori. Just not all the time gay. I don’t know. I don’t know the guy.....I’m not helping my case at all, am I?
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