RandomWorkThoughts
@WorkThinks
Sometimes people are insane and threaten bodily harm with a spork and I still have to be polite. This is all about them. *sigh* I've worked retail too long.
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Honestly, how do I even have followers on this account? I rarely update and when I do no one interacts with the posts so how have I grown of following of any kind? Maybe I should just get political and then everyone will leave. In other news I quit my terrible retail job.
Some days I am very thankful I changed to this job. Today is another one of those days. #Retail #RetailJobs
Was I high when I wrote this? I don’t remember writing this, I don’t remember pitching this to someone as a good idea, and I don’t remember picking the gif. Did I stealth ninja some shrooms.
The greatest supposition was given to us by Renee Descartes. And it was that there must be a God because he [Descartes] was not it.
The greatest supposition was given to us by Renee Descartes. And it was that there must be a God because he [Descartes] was not it.
Soon finally figured it out. My love language is putting your clothes in dryer for you before you have to leave for work so the socks are toasty when you go to put them on.
Merry Christmas to this trash panda of a human. Not suppose to drink inside Karen, I mean, Kristan. #dearcustomer #retailproblems
#dearcustomer Don’t tell me how exhausting it is to find a PS 5. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to answer the same question over and over again to the tune of increasing aggressively rude responses. Where my part-time teachers at?!? #retailproblems #RetailJobs
Is it offensive to say that if you still support Trump at this point, I question where your loyalty lies comrade. #TrumpCrimeFamily #TreasonousTrump #TrumpIsNotABillionaire #TrumpTaxReturns
This is America. #BlackLivesMatter just in case anyone was wondering where I stood on the matter. Everyone else:
Non-essentials are complaining about needing to lose their quarantine weight. While the rest of us out here running around poking new holes in our belts. #retaillife #EssentialWorkers
Sometimes I think About killing myself. But then I think about the #dearcustomer who complained about me and will think they got me fired. So I’m still here. Out of pure spite. Is that healthy? In the retail field, you betcha! #retaillife
Does it make everyone happy to complain about having to wear a mask? Is that the new thing. It’s like some kind of fetish. Stop 🛑 I don’t care how uncomfortable you are. Wear the mask. I don’t want any of your germs you nasty filth monkeys. #retailproblems
What is everyone’s deal? I don’t want you in my space. And why is this a thing you now want when you finally had an excuse to be rude and distant. #Covid_19 #retaillife
So with social distancing in place I will not judge you for being in my store. I don’t know your story. I can’t and should judge. But let’s talk about first common courtesy. Will you get the fuck out of my space? #COVID19 #retaillife
And I apologize this is not going to be one rapid fire tweet after another but my basic understanding what is happening and observations of people right now. #Covid_19 #retaillife
Let’s talk about social distancing in a retail setting. Come with me for a second on this ride. I have a few things to say since coming back to work after my Covid_19 family tragedy. #Covid_19 #retaillife
I lost my grandmother to the Corona virus. I stayed away for two weeks prior to keep her safe. I didn’t get to say goodbye. #COVID19
Hey update. It’s almost been two weeks since I went into quarantine. And now I’m about to go back to work. Because I’m essential? #COVID19 #EssentialWorkers
The first thing that really hit was that coworkers wanted to find out if I was okay. I called the store to tell them I had symptoms so people could be warned. Instead of them acting like i had brought the plague to them. They were worried about me #COVID19 #retaillife
So fun story. Thursday was my first day off from my essential job in 12 days. When I woke up I had a fever and a terrible cough. #COVID19
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