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Dan Forrestal

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I'm not crying, you're crying. No wait, I'm crying.


From now on I'm going to say "apropos of something" before dropping any relevant information.


HAGRID: …You’re a magician, Harry.


Humans of the Internet.

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Microsoft Powerpoint was created in 1987. Why is it still so user-unfriendly in 2023? Why is it so aggressively anti-design? Is it that it was made for accountants? Why does it make me angry whenever I have to use it?


My greatest skill? I'm very good at bad decisions.


I’m referring to my insomnia as “being bad in bed”.


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.@jonstewart is so good at this. A masterclass.

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.



Pay that.

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.



I’m going to run at the next election on a campaign of making it illegal for political parties to text anyone. #vicpol #Election2022


Song titles if TISM was writing today about Elon Musk @rageABC : A Delightful Musk Super Genius of Comedy (Let That Sink In) Defecate on My Social Media Channel The Enigmatic Smile of MySpace Tom My Tesla Caught Fire (Like it was 44 Billion in Cash) ID & The Superego


After all these years, TISM are still operating on the next level @rageABC


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The face when he invites him onto the ground.

Sammy’s moment 🥹 #AFLGF



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Shake your sillies out for Funny John. RIP John Hamblin (1935-2022)


I'm going to write a war movie. It's called School Holidays: The Battle for Bandwidth. #wifi #kids #parenting


This is well worth a read. It's a movie within a marathon in old times St Louis.

happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights

depthsofwiki's tweet image. happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights


I'm so very sorry. you had to see this.

happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights

depthsofwiki's tweet image. happy 118 year anniversary of the cursed Olympic marathon with with "purposeful dehydration", rat poison, rotten apples, wild dogs, etc. in case you haven't read it in a while, here's a thread of highlights


What sort of nonce figures he doesn’t want to look stupid eating a Dagwood dog sideways and still goes ahead and orders a Dagwood dog knowing full well the photos that will be taken?

WorkingClassDan's tweet image. What sort of nonce figures he doesn’t want to look stupid eating a Dagwood dog sideways and still goes ahead and orders a Dagwood dog knowing full well the photos that will be taken?

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