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First code written 40 years go

XnoobDotCom

@XnoobDotCom

#rubyonrails revival 💻 #fasting is healthy and beneficial 💧 #walking is essential 🚶‍♂️ First code written 40 years go

Retirement is bliss. Every day a new adventure - doing what? Exactly.... the fuck.... I want. Highly recommended.


People keep asking how retirement compares to working a remote job - it's pretty much the same. Most of the day is spent playing modded minecraft.


I really don't want to start 2025 on bad terms with anyone. So now is your chance to come and apologize to me.


Merry Christmas you filthy animals! and a Happy New Year 🥳

XnoobDotCom's tweet image. Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

and a Happy New Year
🥳

Just got an insane offer for my xnoob.com domain name Considering it


I've never had a job proper job interview. Now I never will. Lucky me! True story.


Have you ever been paid 'hush money'? I was met in a car park after quitting a job once - the guy presented me with a form to sign and 25k. I happily signed and took the money - as I had no intention of wasting any more time thinking about that company anyway.

XnoobDotCom's tweet image. Have you ever been paid 'hush money'?

I was met in a car park after quitting a job once - the guy presented me with a form to sign and 25k.

I happily signed and took the money - as I had no intention of wasting any more time thinking about that company anyway.

"I'm excited about the future. I've never been safer - I'm bulletproof - everything is going good for me and if certain people in the world don't like that, I've been planning for this exact type of thing for my whole life" youtube.com/watch?v=hlmW2r…

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Merry CHRISTMAS! 🎅🎄


ALWAYS have a side hustle or more than one side hustle. Something to think about as we go into 2025. Things change very quickly these days. Be ready for anything!


I worked in an office for 3 days only in the past 5 years. I achieved literally NOTHING on those 3 days and also contributed to others achieving nothing. Vowed never to step into an office ever again and I never did.


Dayum - Richard Heart is right at the top of the EU's most wanted fugitive list. Insane.

XnoobDotCom's tweet image. Dayum - Richard Heart is right at the top of the EU's most wanted fugitive list. Insane.

I... Am... RETIRED! It's the greatest feeling

XnoobDotCom's tweet image. I...

Am...

RETIRED!

It's the greatest feeling

I once made my mother-in-law hold a hard drive perfectly level for 3 miles as we drove home from a computer store. I told her there were unstable chemicals in every HDD that had to stay within 3 degrees of level. On arrival, I snatched it from her abruptly and said thank you.

XnoobDotCom's tweet image. I once made my mother-in-law hold a hard drive perfectly level for 3 miles as we drove home from a computer store.
I told her there were unstable chemicals in every HDD that had to stay within 3 degrees of level.
On arrival, I snatched it from her abruptly and said thank you.

US politics, movie industry and music industry are like a twisted soap opera that nobody would have the balls to write.


My code is literally writing itself now - which means I have to do code review constantly. More work, not less?


Studies show... ...that exactly the same clinical experiment under the same circumstances can have entirely different results based on who funded it. Science is dead.


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