Your Butt's Crackin'
@YCrackin
I love swearing. I have kids. I’m a Grammy. I'm divorced. I love bowling and shooting pool and SoCo. Sometimes I'm funny.
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The short dramas on DramaBox are captivating. Hurry up and watch them with me!app.dramaocean.com/db_land_page/S…
“It’s going to be an ibuprofen kind of night.” ~said by the leading male actor in this Christmas Hallmark movie that’s on, on the Hallmark channel right now. Best line I’ve ever heard uttered in a @hallmarkchannel movie! I concur sir! ALL the ibuprofen!! 🤣
L.A. homeowner who fired on armed robbers has concealed carry permit suspended | KTLA *I call bullshit on this! He had every right to pull his LEGALLY concealed handgun and defend himself and family from those ARMED would-be robbers. #AssholeCops ktla.com/news/local-new…
Ohhh Fox News… Always and forever getting NEWS WRONG AF!!! 🤣🤣🤣
BREAKING: FOX News reports that Trump’s wife Melania Trump just showed up at the Miami federal courthouse to watch her husband be arraigned for violating multiple felony counts under the Espionage Act. But there is only one problem… In a humiliating mistake, FOX News didn’t…
When your son is explaining something to you that he did in machine shop and he says “bolt hole circle” but it sounds like he’s saying “butthole circle” and you point it out and laugh with the maturity level of a 13 year old boy… #IAmThatMom
I got a wrong number text a little while ago. I’m the one in blue. I think I’m pretty hilarious. Amara didn’t. 🤣
I’d like to be optimistic about 2022, but Betty White noped the f*ck outta ringing in the new year, so…
10y/o daughter: I need a pocket knife Me: uummm, WHY? Her: for the zombies Me: WHAT ZOMBIES?! Her: the ones the government is gonna release someday Me: and just where’d you hear this? Her: I just KNOW things… Me: uhhh… #WhatTheHeckKid?????
Every Clint Eastwood movie from the last 30 years could have just been called Grumpy Justice.
I’m getting myself vaxxed. I CAN’T tell most of my fam cuz they’re conspiracy theory believing, antivax (they pick & choose which ones to be ‘against’ which includes covid-19), idiots. I am NOT an idiot. #GetVaxxed #Science #ScienceApproved
Miracle Whip tastes like it came from Satan’s anus after a bad case of diarrhea. Yeah I said it. #MiracleWhip
People who microwave fish are a special kind of horrible. #DoNotMicrowaveFish #Gross #FishyFish #Food #GordonRamsayWouldHaveAHeartAttack
Y’all! I’m going to be a Grammy!!!!!Meet Baby Girl Jellybean due June 7, 2021!
This is sooooo my ex husband! He’s such a nosy f**ker! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dads wondering what ever happened to the people who asked for directions.
When you have 3 teenage boys your house just smells like Axe and ass ALL the time.
Told my kids not to touch the rest of my Coke. Then realized how that sounded... #dontdodrugs #imeantsoda #oops
Sometimes you just need to day drink. Today is sometimes. #daydrinking #liquor
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