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@YepWait
Pasta enthusiast. Can out-nap anyone. Described by others as mildly amusing on occasion 🍝
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Over on Facebook, your Aunt is sharing a missing persons post from 2016 for a guy that's already been found. Followed by a cheese dip recipe
what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have
one of the craziest parts of being alive right now is that you can be simultaneously thriving & crumbling at the exact same time it's truly wild bro
I'm so impressed with left handed people, like idk why you'd get into that kind of thing but I respect it a lot
My 5 YO got in the car this morning to go to school and asked if we “should roll the windows down and party” and I think I need to approach everything with that level of energy from now on.
Todays yoga pose is Downward Spiral
Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
always one piece of spaghetti in the pot the next day just like
when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
“omg i could never poop in a public bathroom” bby i just pulled over at a random library to poop i am a hot girl with stomach issues and i cannot relate
me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
Wife [knocking on bathroom door]: hurry up, we're meeting my parents in 10 minutes Me [stepping into bath holding a toaster]: almost ready
Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking
Red Bull tastes like if gasoline was a berry
No that’s my emotional support rotting bag of spinach
So frustrating that both exercise and alcohol delete anxiety and one is so much easier and more enjoyable
gay people be like “i’m gonna dress hot and cause problems tonight” and then go out and just get overstimulated and have an anxiety attack (i’m, and i cannot stress this enough, gay people)
Attachment styles: - Secure - Anxious/avoidant - .doc - .pdf - Link to shared drive - Everything in a big zip file - In an email 5 minutes later apologizing for forgetting the attachment
aladdin: I can show you the world jasmine: ok aladdin: lets just fly around the city we live in though
sorry i unpacked all my trauma do you still want to kiss
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