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“While missing payments is bad, missing workouts is worse” CRUNCH FITNESS THIS IS NOT THE TIME
There’s probably not NO reason Face Down played from Spotify on its own…
I listened to a song and now I think I know what to do with my life. Meaningfully, not in the crash out burn everything way.
Me, immediately after fawning to protect my own safety: OH FUCK BUDDY WOW BIG FEELINGS KICK ROCKS PUSSY When he asks what did I just say: oh nothing, I don’t think I’ve ever said anything to tell you the truth. *blinking rapidly until the smoke screen appears*
Just did the math for a completely different reason, but found out I make a Quarter a minute (plus tips) at my job. And I get paid pretty well for food service in a smaller town at a local restaurant. But Jesus Christ. Things cost a lot of my minutes.
If I get sober now I can make a tiktok to Big X’s “mhmm” on my birthday. New goal unlocked.
This was really mean-spirited. I do not apologize.
fucking quit with the ozempic! You look like bobble heads! I haven’t bought this body shaming bullshit since I was 16 years old! Y’all would never have survived the pro-ana Tumblr era! wait till the lawsuits come thru. Yall gone be some self-inflicted mesothelioma ass hoes!
He looks like there’s a real tasty fly nearby.
"who designed this? too many columns. structurally redundant. waste of materials. look at those muppets in their matching pink, how stupid. acoustics could be improved by at least 17%. should install hexagonal sound panels. i wonder what's happening on 𝕏"
Tried to tease my bf via text and ended up more frustrated than him goodNIGHT
Lolololol baby has no idea what I got him/us/mostly me for Valentine’s Day. Pro tip: buy gifts while listening to romance audiobooks.
If Men Could Get Pregnant By Athletes They Would.
If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be hurt to say the least
maybe if travis kelce didn’t say he was honored to play in front of trump then he would have caught that ball
I’m bout 4-5 seconds from wildin and by wildin I mean finding out how may feet my balcony is from the ground.
Both of the final living survivors of the Tulsa Race Massacre have voted in what may be their last presidential election. Viola Ford Fletcher is 110 and Lessie Benningfield Randle will be 110 on Sunday. We're told they both voted for Vice President Kamala Harris.
took 4 effing years but BREONNA TAYLOR's MURDERER HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY! ! !
BREAKING: Malaysia is preparing a draft resolution to remove Israel from the United Nations.
Yes yes yes. My mom took me once to show me how it works and to instill how important it is, especially bc my father doesn’t register to vote bc he’d rather give up that right than potentially be called for jury duty. (I do think he got bullied by her into voting in 2016)
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