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Bryce Johnson

@_BryceJohnson

Omaha Realtor. Part time keeper of freedom. Occasionally funny.

Happy “I should probably take my graduation year off my LinkedIn” birthday to me?


The nice thing about my wife and I lacking D1 athlete genes is we don’t have to sweat travel ball for our kids.


At least they are skipping the “see it’s a guy with the same name” game. No question who they are celebrating

After restoring the name of Fort Bragg, President Donald Trump visited the base and announced seven other southern Army installations would return to the names that were changed in 2023 because they honored Confederate generals. (from @MatthewAdams60) stripes.com/branches/army/…

stripes.com

Trump restores names of 7 southern Army bases

After bringing back the name Fort Bragg to the post in North Carolina, President Donald Trump visited the base and announced seven other southern Army installations would return to their old names...



Met a guy at the hotel breakfast who first thought I was an airline pilot (I’m in my flight suit) & then admitted he was kicked off a commerical flight yesterday because of a “seating dispute.” I didn’t stick around but that is a wild thing to admit to a stranger.


Saw a teen wearing a puka shell necklace today; the 2000s are back!


Just heard the Kidz Bop version of “Pink Pony Club” for the first time. No. Just no.


Got my trash can out when the garbage truck was three houses away this morning This must be the same rush people who get on an airplane right as the door closes feel.


Had a teen boy compliment me on my shoes yesterday. I mean he also called me “sir” but I’ll take the good with the bad.


Whoever decided to convince kids that St. Patty’s day is a present receiving holiday can we talk?


I figured out how I’m going to do my March madness bracket this year: I’m going to let my 3 year old pick everything.


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_BryceJohnson's tweet image. 🚨🚨🚨Breaking news 🚨🚨🚨

Love being walked up to the front of the Walmart with an employee because I had the audacity to need something from the locked case. My only crime is needing pimple patches as an almost 40 year old.


My 3 y/o boy demanded a cup of ice for his bath. I think he’s going to soon demand to get up at 4am so he could workout outside and then post about it on LinkedIn.


3 year old keeps asking to go to bed. Guess he thinks it will make Santa come quicker. Appreciate the train of thought but it’s going to be a long afternoon.


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I-80 is CLOSED in both directions between MM426-MM439 (between west Omaha and Ashland) because of multiple crashes and poor driving conditions. Please avoid travel in areas affected by this freezing rain.

NEStatePatrol's tweet image. I-80 is CLOSED in both directions between MM426-MM439 (between west Omaha and Ashland) because of multiple crashes and poor driving conditions. 

Please avoid travel in areas affected by this freezing rain.


My neighborhood is finally known within the city! (We have porch pirates)


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