_CoachPapi's profile picture. Defund the police

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Defund the police

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"How does Poland's military compare to Germany's military? Zis is hilarious! Ve could take Warsaw in about 20 minutes!"

How does Denmark's military compare to America's? This is hilarious 😂 We could take control of Greenland in about 20 minutes.



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I actually just got done with my physical here & I’m 6’3 245 now sko buffs!


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can you imagine making it to top 8 of a huge one piece tournament and your opponent is literally just fucking zoro

Zoro's One Piece actor Mackenyu finished 8th out of 366 in a One Piece card game tournament He even used a playmat signed by the series' creator

Dexerto's tweet image. Zoro's One Piece actor Mackenyu finished 8th out of 366 in a One Piece card game tournament

He even used a playmat signed by the series' creator
Dexerto's tweet image. Zoro's One Piece actor Mackenyu finished 8th out of 366 in a One Piece card game tournament

He even used a playmat signed by the series' creator


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In case you didn't know... Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.



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What kind of dumb fucking question is that

3 months he’ll be eating through a straw Was it worth $92 million



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This is because the adults around you used to sacrifice to create that Christmas feeling for you. Guess who the adult is now?

Christmas doesn’t hit as it used to anymore



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you literally can’t open your presents until after santa delivers them the night of christmas eve

why do americans celebrate christmas on the 25th and not the 24th at night like normal, civilized people? in this house we uphold the romanesque tradition of big dinner on the 24th, stay up until 12, watch the fireworks, open the presents, go to bed, rest



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I’m in enemy territory real yearners dgaf

do NOT take photobooth pictures during the talking stage



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Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS


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i'll be damned if they build him one before John Wall

BREAKING: Speaker Johnson says he is pursuing construction of a Charlie Kirk statue at the U.S. Capitol.



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i'm so understanding i sometimes invalidate my own feelings

What is your toxic trait?



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Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.


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Screw it. We're bringing back the Thneed analogy

CODENAMEsx11347's tweet image. Screw it. We're bringing back the Thneed analogy

The AI studio behind Coca-Cola's latest Christmas advert says it's “no different” from traditional filmmaking Secret Level founder said that human artistry remains “at the core” of the ad, adding it's “not just saying a series of words and pressing buttons”

Dexerto's tweet image. The AI studio behind Coca-Cola's latest Christmas advert says it's “no different” from traditional filmmaking

Secret Level founder said that human artistry remains “at the core” of the ad, adding it's “not just saying a series of words and pressing buttons”
Dexerto's tweet image. The AI studio behind Coca-Cola's latest Christmas advert says it's “no different” from traditional filmmaking

Secret Level founder said that human artistry remains “at the core” of the ad, adding it's “not just saying a series of words and pressing buttons”


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Andrew Marsh had 12 catches and 189 yards Saturday. Both are more than Jeremiah Smith has ever had in a game in his career. Will the real #4 please stand up. 🔥🔥🔥

Underwood_szn's tweet image. Andrew Marsh had 12 catches and 189 yards Saturday. 

Both are more than Jeremiah Smith has ever had in a game in his career. 

Will the real #4 please stand up. 🔥🔥🔥


Fuck you idiot

Ohio State is tight. Again. Michigan is in their head. Again. At some point the Buckeyes may need team therapy to break through this.



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A fuckin 12 min drive with 90% run plays Jesus fuck I love football


FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF ❌ichigan


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I pray to allah my texts dont ever get leaked this shit is nothing

grown male btw

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They’ve taken lovers and left us with witches and warlocks.

asking someone how they slept is stupid asf to me



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