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ST (SuperTroll) News UK is a banter-filled news organisation reporting all the top bullshit stories. Don't be offended, it's a bit of a laugh. Follow4Follow. x

Apparently ISIS are targeting the UK next. Oh. Shame that. Best of luck to them. Idiots.


...(2/2) Kylie Jenner is a slag. @KimKardashian is only dating Kayne for his black "mini Kayne", no surprise to anyone. Join us again later!


We've taken a little break, but we're back! In the news today: Donald Trump moves a box and takes the world by storm. (1/2)


This asshole shouldn't be allowed a say on what happens in the USA. He is nothing but a sly shit, fuck this guy.

I will be in Wisconsin until the election. Jobs, trade and immigration will be big factors. I will bring jobs back home - make great deals!



To win a £69.99 model of Donald Trump, make this go viral! That's your challenge. @realDonaldTrump


To be in with a chance to win a BRAND NEW replica Donald Trump model worth £69.99 RT this. Winner will be chosen at random in a weeks time!


News tosh today: @Zoella has contracted HIV, @realDonaldTrump really does have a small penis and @Uranus is bigger than earth


Don't be offended by my tweets, it's all bants mate! Take out your rage via Dm, I wanna hear it! This account will be shut in the end. :)


Hey @UKParliament how about you stop fucking things up and focus on making Great Britain great again. God sake.


Hey @durexuk now I'm really unpopular I feel I might be getting more sex with @MayorofLondon soon, wanna throw in a free pack of condoms? Ta


Our #twat of the week is @BritEmergency for not realising the obvious. Join us next week for more #twat of the week!


Introducing TWAT, or 'That Was Amazingly Tatty', where we post the bullshit news for you to enjoy. Join us everyday and check for the #twat


Entertainment: Our own @BritEmergency has discovered that PornHub is now called CornHub! Well done assholes, happy #AprilFools


BREAKING NEWS: It turns out that @MayorofLondon Boris Johnson is gay. It has taken several months but he's finally out! Congrats, Borry.


Fuck! Can you believe it? #UKWeather our forecaster @BritEmergency has told us it's raining. Not at all surprised, it's Britain! Blame Nigel


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