Matt
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I wanna know the name of the demon that arranges the etch-a-sketch letters on my Kindle
Xeets? Xings? Xcretions?? Yeah…Xcretions.
Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.
A landlord would paint this white and charge 1,100/month
Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.
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SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: tinyurl.com/3vbry2v4 @shrimpJAJ
Willy wonka is a FREAK. I’ve had chocolate too bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it
this view is incredible
A G&T with Empress 1908 is called a Grimace and Tonic
Call Elon right now, please
twitter is where insane people go to be insane and ig is where insane people pretend to be normal. we mustn't combine the two
billionaire tech bros dont seem to understand people just want to read some anonymous outback line cook posting shit like “she grunk on my grink” interspersed with breaking news
Dog look at my prime minister we’re never getting affordable housing
It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.
Could… could this tweet be a little quieter please
Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”
Anyone else hearing like a banging?
UPDATE: Master Splinter has been taken to the Emergency Room with "loss of bowel control and sporadic jerking of the arms and legs"
just saw a rat finish a grimace shake and it stood on it's hind legs and started teaching four turtles karate
If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet
A show called Mod Wives about the antics of Discord moderators’ hot girlfriends
kind of seems like people are ignoring the submarine billionaire’s humanity because being a billionaire is an immoral and inhumane existence
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