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I wanna know the name of the demon that arranges the etch-a-sketch letters on my Kindle


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Xeets? Xings? Xcretions?? Yeah…Xcretions.


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whadda hell

bennywormcat's tweet image. whadda hell

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ITYSL_memes's tweet image.

Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.

HomeDepot's tweet image. Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.
HomeDepot's tweet image. Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.


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A landlord would paint this white and charge 1,100/month

Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.

HomeDepot's tweet image. Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.
HomeDepot's tweet image. Check back here for more updates on our 12-ft. Giant Skeleton and our full Halloween launch tomorrow, 7/13 by 7 a.m. ET. While supplies last.


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Yall see this? Thanks for having me @WGNMorningNews

SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: tinyurl.com/3vbry2v4 @shrimpJAJ



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Willy wonka is a FREAK. I’ve had chocolate too bro. Not gonna act all weird because of it


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this view is incredible

whotfisjovana's tweet image. this view is incredible

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A G&T with Empress 1908 is called a Grimace and Tonic


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Call Elon right now, please

itysHBO's tweet image. Call Elon right now, please

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twitter is where insane people go to be insane and ig is where insane people pretend to be normal. we mustn't combine the two


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billionaire tech bros dont seem to understand people just want to read some anonymous outback line cook posting shit like “she grunk on my grink” interspersed with breaking news


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Dog look at my prime minister we’re never getting affordable housing

It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.



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Could… could this tweet be a little quieter please

Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”



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Anyone else hearing like a banging?


I ❤️ Bulgary


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UPDATE: Master Splinter has been taken to the Emergency Room with "loss of bowel control and sporadic jerking of the arms and legs"

just saw a rat finish a grimace shake and it stood on it's hind legs and started teaching four turtles karate



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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet



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A show called Mod Wives about the antics of Discord moderators’ hot girlfriends


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kind of seems like people are ignoring the submarine billionaire’s humanity because being a billionaire is an immoral and inhumane existence


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