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me discussing astrology with a few of my closest girlfriends


I’m so single that I don’t eat during lunchtime anymore


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Posting hot young pics of my mom for my horny reply guys while avoiding her phone calls on Mother’s Day


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My name is Nathan Fielder and I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades...


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ta;dr too annoying didn’t read


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No one: Cancers:


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fyi the person you love is a slowly-expiring blood-stuffed fuck-balloon


sorry that i’m not rich or privileged enough to be in an open relationship


no. 1 rule of adulting: nobody is think about you as much as you’re thinking about you, and nobody should except yourself


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just got my AncestryDNA results back! it said i should 100% kill myself


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The internet should close at night.


it is evening and all of the bricks in the city harden from just the chilly breath of the air our youth is fading. #nyc #youth #evening


don’t use capital letters in ur twitter username pls


nobody should ever say no to hanging out with me


it sucks to be in a relationship and it also sucks to be single. both options suck


what the fuck is an open relationship


wow diversity in humor is so important


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I can't think of anything more embarrassing than being straight


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