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thank god I live in canada. which is systematically privatizing health care, closing off immigration, housing crisis, more money for cops, more money for israel, what else
Something that Tanya Talaga said a couple of weeks ago that hasn’t left me: when you think of Murray, think of the weight of hearing thousands of accounts of untold horror, and the toll it would take on your body. Think of taking that on. cbc.ca/news/politics/…
feeding a xenomorph apple slices with an open palm like it’s a horse
guys i think i could be a pretty decent writer if i stopped playing those games where you micromanage the economy of a medieval fiefdom over the course of several centuries
my worst nightmare is being an olympic judge after they let xenomorphs compete. draping a medal over a xenomorph’s hideous head while they hiss at me, inches from my face, only for a second head to come out their tooth-filled maw… and i have to drape another tiny medal over it
Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
star wars is fundamentally about someone holding a lightsaber and having the worst time of their life
i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good
In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.
kate winslet's boob in titanic was a generation defining first boob
I'm going back through some old posts and this is genuinely still the funniest thing to have ever happened
did y'all know that when you create a brand new iTunes account that U2 album from 2014 that apple dropped into everyone's libraries for promo is the only thing in there
BC NDP currently down in the polls against the “COVID vax causes aids” party and the most they can give is “free bus rides to seniors at 6pm”
NEW - @bcndp has released its platform. Few major promises not already public, and no new spending for current fiscal year (to March 31, 2024). Though some new things for future include: - Free transit for seniors in non-peak hours - Subsidized insurance for landlords - $500m…
This rule is meant to provide an even electoral playing field, but in doing so it reveals the whole point of most of the government communications apparatus. Its point is to serve the interests of the government of the day, not citizens.
For reporters like me NOT covering the election, we can't get info from govt. agencies for our stories until after Oct. 19! "During the election period, all govt communication activities are limited to public health and safety, statutory items and responses to the public only."
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