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Please make an edit with the Oppenheimer music behind him. Would be hilarious


It feels like things are happening


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Woman is the source of your happiness. What are you gonna do. You puff yourself up to get a woman. Once you have her you can’t keep her from leaving you. Gird yourself with looks money power ego connections, nice house nice yard, fame, whatever you want. She can leave. And with…

Delicious_Tacos's tweet image. Woman is the source of your happiness. What are you gonna do. You puff yourself up to get a woman. Once you have her you can’t keep her from leaving you. Gird yourself with looks money power ego connections, nice house nice yard, fame, whatever you want. She can leave. And with…

Every so often someone brings this up in my vicinity and I trap them in a rant

Cash for clunkers was one of the most brilliant, and the most annoying/evil things our government has even done to the vehicle industry.



I love this website. The QuWave Defender. There's a section where it says: "Here are some pictures sent in by customers who claim that they got relief with our Defender to counteract these types of attacks:" and this is one of the pictures quwave.com/defender.html

_newdeveloper's tweet image. I love this website. The QuWave Defender. There's a section where it says:

"Here are some pictures sent in by customers who claim that they got relief with our Defender to counteract these types of attacks:" and this is one of the pictures

quwave.com/defender.html

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Another Moral Dilemma: ‘The Parable of the African on the Plastic Chair’ - What Would You Do?

kunley_drukpa's tweet image. Another Moral Dilemma: ‘The Parable of the African on the Plastic Chair’ - What Would You Do?

I went on a walk and saw a child drowning in the river. I was going to jump in and save him, when someone reminded me that I should care about family members more than strangers. So I continued on my way and let him drown.



Every episode of House: "House, you can't do that!!!"


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Between 2021 and 2024, Dems did gain-of-function on Trump


if this nigga RFK had a normal voice he'd be unstoppable. I actually think he's cool for playing with dead birds as a kid. very lindy renaissance man


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My favorite Wojak’s: A short 🧵 1. Cask of Amontillado

ingelramdecoucy's tweet image. My favorite Wojak’s: A short 🧵

1. Cask of Amontillado

"She's Cuban on my missile til I crisis"

_newdeveloper's tweet image. "She's Cuban on my missile til I crisis"

Was dynamite hack Boyz in tha hood the peak of race relations in America?


I wanna do gonzo journalism where I let myself be radicalized by ISIS can anyone tell me how to start


I'm always hearing abt isis radicalizing vulnerable ppl but I've never been contacted by one.


"She Stroganoff my Beef til I'm COOKED!"

she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]



I'm ready to set shit on fire when a reddit mod deletes my post after it's already had up votes and discussion has begun...


This is like satire

NY BLM leader calls for “black vigilante” retaliation and defense after Daniel Penny was acquitted on all charges He seems to be implying ch*king and k*lling in return against those who they claim are “oppressing” them



Between 2001 and 2009 every hip hop videos used this formula: 1) Big Crowd 2) In the car ~) Cut back and forth,

_newdeveloper's tweet image. Between 2001 and 2009 every hip hop videos used this formula: 
1) Big Crowd
2) In the car
~) Cut back and forth,
_newdeveloper's tweet image. Between 2001 and 2009 every hip hop videos used this formula: 
1) Big Crowd
2) In the car
~) Cut back and forth,

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