Scratch'n'Sniff Foreskin
@_patchpatch
am samoyed pls pat ║ any pronouns ║ where the hell are my dentastix ║ very samoyed brained lately ║ tfw no gf ║ cw: shitposting ║ +21 ║ pfp: @chaos_ctrl
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In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
My first supplement for Blades in the Dark is out now! Blades in the Dark: Deep Cuts is a 118-page expansion for the game, a treasure trove of lore, setting material, and modified mechanics I've developed over the years for use in Blades campaigns (details + links in the thread)
If you believe space lacks sharpness to be wielded as a sword, just grip it harder.
I've been obsessed with this fuckin video recently
I'm gonna do it *keeps scrolling Twitter* I'm gonna do it *keeps scrolling Twitter* I'm gonna do it *keeps scrolling Twitter* I'm gonna do it *keeps scrolling Twitter* I'm gonna d
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I just dropped a sauce-covered piece of food that stained everything on its way down AND got a MS Teams ping at the same time. I do not wish even the briefest flash of anguish that I just experienced upon no one.
Disintegrating someone is fun and all but it’s always a pain in the ass to sweep up the ashes
Thinking of deleting this account, can't fucking stand this right-wing app owned by the world's most divorced man child, but brain rot keeps me scrolling If that happens, most of you already know where to find me, don't be afraid of reaching out, I will greet you with a smile
"yeah im using a free server how couId you teII?"
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