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@_sofapizza
mom | registered social worker | mental healthcare worker | weirdo | queerdo
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saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about pretending that cleaning before you sit down for the evening is “the closing shift” and it has changed my life???? it takes like 15 minutes and my house is literally clean every morning AND I HAVE A 2 YEAR OLD????? honestly life changing
‘defund the police’ doesn’t mean cops get $0 it means they get $2.75 billion instead of $3.3 billion and the difference gets spent on mental healthcare professionals who will help you without shooting your dog.
“the baby keeps waking up every time I put her in the crib” - boring, predictable, amateur “I can’t stick the landing” - whimsical, sportsy, sort of fun while you lose your mind
at winner’s smelling candles. my favourite two are the ones that smell like a time and place i can’t quite put my finger on but can never return to or eucalyptus
don’t ask me what i’m listening to if you can’t handle the answer (kalan porter’s 2004 debut album)
so glad we made the switch to @Bell internet and tv. it barely works! it records half of our shows, they barely play, our wifi is slow… I want my @Rogers / Shaw back.
oh, none for me thanks! I’m saving room for dessert (an entire row of mint oreos)
this evening for a small and overstimulating portion of time, there were fireworks and thunder at the same time. can a neurodivergent girlie catch a damn break?
agree w all
I always have fun doing these so here are *MY PERSONAL* 20 favorite drag race looks of all time (from the seasons I've watched), unranked and in no particular order, based solely on what brought me the most joy 🧵
ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to go through a drive-thru
not me crying because they separated the menendez brothers for their consecutive life sentences
adhd’d myself again today, surprise surprise (cost myself 210 dollars by not remembering to fight a ticket on time)
Unfriendly reminder that immigrants don't have to be surgeons to be worthy of anyone's respect
me, shaking and crying, feverishly gripping the Merriam-Webster CEO by the shoulders: is it skydived or skydove?! IS IT SKYDIVED OR SKYDOVE?!!!?!!??!!!!?
wasn’t a drag queen either!
So! It wasn’t a democrat. It wasn’t an illegal immigrant. It wasn’t an LGBTQ person. It wasn’t an African American. It wasn’t anyone he said is poisoning the blood of Americans. He was white young and a registered republican.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Winnipeg won't be a real city until we can reasonably expect to find pastry (or any food, really) at an independent coffee shop after 1pm.
I am once again begging shonda rhimes to have a queer bridgerton storyline
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- 1. Sixers N/A
- 2. Aaliyah Chavez N/A
- 3. #911onABC N/A
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- 8. #RHOBH N/A
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