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unblemished record of heterosexuality.

Hey so is anybody ever going to be able to discuss a single South Korean film ever again without mentioning Parasite or should I just resign myself to rolling my eyes for a month straight after each release


I just got in the worst TikTok comment beef of all time with a genuinely useless person so I crashed out and provided four highlighted sources

_toesocks's tweet image. I just got in the worst TikTok comment beef of all time with a genuinely useless person so I crashed out and provided four highlighted sources

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The Unemployed Man’s Charcuterie

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Went to local chinese place. Asked for an eggroll with my order. She tells me "it comes with eggroll." I stand there dumbfounded like some prophecy was just fulfilled


I eat pears now and shit like that


This happened to me again today at Lowe’s

i love the smell of hardware stores so much when i walk into one i get light headed because i inhale too much



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what’s his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding


Fall for hopeslop ➡️ Love everyone love everything ➡️ Have one interaction with a stranger IRL ➡️ Everybody needs to die 🔄

Ok so for those curious this young man continued messaging me for almost 2 weeks. I thought it was sad so I decided to reply and we actually talked about it and I found out he was a 19 year old being brainwashed by looksmaxx red pill reddit and surprisingly it worked and now he's…



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"Eight billion" is the second whole number alphabetically


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from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right


KLL YOURSELF KLL YOURSELF NOWW YOU ARE DOING THIS SHIT FOR $15 AN HOUR

Renee Good’s 6-year-old attends ‘social justice’ school that teaches about George Floyd, warned staffers to report ICE trib.al/psULBDR

nypost's tweet image. Renee Good’s 6-year-old attends ‘social justice’ school that teaches about George Floyd, warned staffers to report ICE trib.al/psULBDR


i literally just assumed ninajirachi is asian i never zoomed in on the album cover or looked her up


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a woman is expected to remain completely calm as armed white supremacist thugs try to forcibly open her car door but an ICE agent is allowed to panic and shoot someone in the head three times from a foot away because he “felt threatened”


At any given moment a group of teenagers is deploying to the nearest mall’s Spencer’s with this M.O.

walking into the bondage store and saying "eyo....PAUSE" or "now that's just wrong 😂" at every product



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