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Calamari Papi

@_uncleluc

99% of my tweets are for entertainment purposes. its never that deep

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Why should I follow someone who is clearly not interested in me??

men are so funny, you don’t answer their dm and they unfollow you 😭



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Wade Phillips in the McVay tree??? Lol alright

The Sean McVay tree:

AdamSchefter's tweet image. The Sean McVay tree:


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This would only work for me if you’re fine as hell. Otherwise I’d think you’re a wierdo

she eye fked him into a conversation 😂😂



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One of one door dash track suit is insane

Just got the craziest package in the mail #JustDashIt

YoungMantis2's tweet image. Just got the craziest package in the mail 

#JustDashIt
YoungMantis2's tweet image. Just got the craziest package in the mail 

#JustDashIt


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God take the air out my lungs if u ever see me living like this

my homeboy is trying to decide between dating a woman with 6 kids or a woman that’s pregnant…..



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Why are women so against reciprocating effort towards men they claim they’re interested in?

some of you be 3 dates in and already cooking for a man. please tighten up!



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Folks actually making money having a CDL is a part of the joke man

When yall say “time to get your CDLs” as a joke make sure yall make more money than somebody who has theirs



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The CDL joke originated by basically telling people its easier ways to make a lot of money instead of by trying to get famous… no one thinks truck drivers dont make good money. 😂 we KNOW they do.

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PlayStation 2 ass neighborhood

Walking home last night at 1

d0gtired's tweet image. Walking home last night at 1


Buddy getting fired in a year over jj mccatthy

#Vikings GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah on the teams decisions to let Sam Darnold walk: “There are nights you wake up and stare at the ceiling and ask yourself… I always go back to the process and what we thought at the time… I still understand why we did what we did. The results maybe…



Jesus 😭😭😭

The craziest thing about Emmanuel Acho, is you can't even blame CTE cause he didn't play long enough. He just really is that bad at this.

TFG_Football's tweet image. The craziest thing about Emmanuel Acho, is you can't even blame CTE cause he didn't play long enough.

He just really is that bad at this.


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Imagine telling ya girl you don’t know how that condom got there & actually be telling the truth 😭

I’ve been leaving condoms in all my homeboys cars. We going outside all summer 2026 as a unit! I’m not gone be the only one single and enjoying life.

aluu_rsa's tweet image. I’ve been leaving condoms in all my homeboys cars. We going outside all summer 2026 as a unit! I’m not gone be the only one single and enjoying life.


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Y'all deadass give chicks like this a baby lmaooooo

I like retired street niggas with jobs lol 😭😭😭 I can’t do shit with someone ima walk over 😔



I hate when a nigga unfollow u cuz u didn’t reply….damn papa u couldn’t let me keep the follow?????



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Ignoring niggas while also checking their page to see if they follow you still, is bat shit crazy 😭😭

I hate when a nigga unfollow u cuz u didn’t reply….damn papa u couldn’t let me keep the follow?????



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telling my kids this Beanie Sigel & Young Dro

Warren Sapp and Booker T (1999)

TheOXGod's tweet image. Warren Sapp and Booker T (1999)


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If there’s an open bar I’ll go to a wedding of a stranger I met today if I’m invited

Someone has a rule of declining wedding invitations from people they haven’t spoken to in 5 years and I get it.



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lmao and then you go home and tweet about her.

I'm that guy who gives the prettiest girl in the room no attention at all. I won't even acknowledge her.



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They hate men so bad on here lol

It’s crazy how Rihanna be receiving unnecessary hate just for simply loving ASAP Rocky out loud.



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This the type of weather huskies posed to be not living in a 1BR apartment in Houston

📍Granville, Ohio (yes it’s real and not AI) 😂



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