Calamari Papi
@_uncleluc
99% of my tweets are for entertainment purposes. its never that deep
Why should I follow someone who is clearly not interested in me??
Wade Phillips in the McVay tree??? Lol alright
This would only work for me if you’re fine as hell. Otherwise I’d think you’re a wierdo
One of one door dash track suit is insane
God take the air out my lungs if u ever see me living like this
Why are women so against reciprocating effort towards men they claim they’re interested in?
some of you be 3 dates in and already cooking for a man. please tighten up!
Folks actually making money having a CDL is a part of the joke man
When yall say “time to get your CDLs” as a joke make sure yall make more money than somebody who has theirs
The CDL joke originated by basically telling people its easier ways to make a lot of money instead of by trying to get famous… no one thinks truck drivers dont make good money. 😂 we KNOW they do.
PlayStation 2 ass neighborhood
Buddy getting fired in a year over jj mccatthy
#Vikings GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah on the teams decisions to let Sam Darnold walk: “There are nights you wake up and stare at the ceiling and ask yourself… I always go back to the process and what we thought at the time… I still understand why we did what we did. The results maybe…
Jesus 😭😭😭
The craziest thing about Emmanuel Acho, is you can't even blame CTE cause he didn't play long enough. He just really is that bad at this.
Imagine telling ya girl you don’t know how that condom got there & actually be telling the truth 😭
Y'all deadass give chicks like this a baby lmaooooo
I like retired street niggas with jobs lol 😭😭😭 I can’t do shit with someone ima walk over 😔
I hate when a nigga unfollow u cuz u didn’t reply….damn papa u couldn’t let me keep the follow?????
Ignoring niggas while also checking their page to see if they follow you still, is bat shit crazy 😭😭
I hate when a nigga unfollow u cuz u didn’t reply….damn papa u couldn’t let me keep the follow?????
telling my kids this Beanie Sigel & Young Dro
If there’s an open bar I’ll go to a wedding of a stranger I met today if I’m invited
Someone has a rule of declining wedding invitations from people they haven’t spoken to in 5 years and I get it.
lmao and then you go home and tweet about her.
I'm that guy who gives the prettiest girl in the room no attention at all. I won't even acknowledge her.
They hate men so bad on here lol
It’s crazy how Rihanna be receiving unnecessary hate just for simply loving ASAP Rocky out loud.
This the type of weather huskies posed to be not living in a 1BR apartment in Houston
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