crackerjack mama
@ab_prof_
an actual mom. out here in the world getting it done. views are my own.
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Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”
Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin. I said what I said.
i love that you get cold when it's seventy one degrees out. i love that it takes you an hour-and-a-half to order a sandwich. i love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like i’m nuts. i love that after i spend a day with you i can still smell…
Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx & Amazon employees.. thank you.
sat next to a guy on a flight who smelled like old money rolex. tailored suit. reading a physical newspaper like it was 1987. figured he was some finance executive or inherited wealth. we got talking. I mentioned I sell stuff online. he put down his newspaper. "what kind of…
"My kid came home from school talking about the weird lunch lady. "Mom, she's so strange. She memorizes everyone's name by the third day. Like, all 600 kids." I figured she was exaggerating. Teenagers do that. Then parent-teacher night happened. I was running late, hadn't eaten,…
Australia passed a law yesterday that no child under 16 can have a social media account. The day it passed, it deleted every single child account across multiple social media apps. Well done, Australia! 👏🏾
Thank you for your email. As you are likely aware, I am mentally checked out until 2026 and will be unable to provide a response to your inquiry until then. If you have any questions, that’s unfortunate.
The animal shelter in North Carolina served Thanksgiving dinner to their dogs and cats [📹 sheltermommy / Kristi Playnt]
What a shot!
Tonight’s Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis) over the Washington Monument in Washington, DC - incredible to photograph! Single frame, Nikon Z8 #Aurora #AuroraBorealis #northernlights #nightphotogaphy #findyourpark #washingtondc @capitalweather @spann @MatthewCappucci
Me after that first half
During an interview in December 2024, actress Shailene Woodley said her relationship with Aaron Rodgers caused her to lose her soul, happiness, and joy in life, as she felt depressed and was at the lowest point in her life because of him. Via @people
Next time you think of a Pigeon in a negative way just think….. Pigeons Are Misunderstood Geniuses. Most people don't realize just how incredible Pigeons truly are. These gentle birds aren’t just loyal partners—they're brilliant, complex beings. Tucked inside their beaks are…
“Please, no matter how we advance technologically, please don't abandon the book. There is nothing in our material world more beautiful than the book." - Patti Smith
What the world needs more of is cozy book nooks.
With all due respect, @MerriamWebster, I am far from optional—at least for those who favor civilization over confusion, chaos, and anarchy.
The Oxford comma (also known as the ‘serial comma’) is the comma that separates the second to last item in a list from a final item that is introduced by ‘and’ or ‘or.’ It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
"You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make." Rest in Peace, Jane Goodall 🙏🏻
It ain’t September 21st till you see this on your timeline
The arch of the Warhol Bridge frames the full moon as it rises in Pittsburgh.
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