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Abbie Jackman

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A broken clock is right two times a day

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The most unrealistic thing about women in movies and television is that they know how to tie ties.


I demand a personal apology for the emotional damage @Nick_Offerman has put me through tonight or I’m suing for damages


.@paramore am I crazy or is there an iPhone notification noise in the pre-chorus for The News? If so that’s GENIUS


If anyone ever wants to know my sexuality it’s terry crews singing Vanessa Carlton


“infinite points of light appear from the warm and welcoming darkness, and begin to coalesce, as something infinite and eternal chooses to make itself finite, in order to show how much it loves those things which move in space and time” love how this is about Kugrash a dirty rat

🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨 @WyrmwoodGaming has given us a RARE mother of pearl vault that we're giving away! 👉Quote-RT this👈 with your favorite quote / dialogue from The Unsleeping City: Chapter II and use the hashtag #D20Wyrmwood and you might get selected! wyrmwoodgaming.com/product-catego…

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@WyrmwoodGaming has given us a RARE mother of pearl vault that we're giving away!

👉Quote-RT this👈 with your favorite quote / dialogue from The Unsleeping City: Chapter II and use the hashtag #D20Wyrmwood and you might get selected!

wyrmwoodgaming.com/product-catego…


Me: ugh I can’t eat all this pizza I should just toss it Also me: I should donate this ferret food I accidentally bought so it doesn’t go to waste


You may clean your pet’s eye boogers but do you pick their nose?


My mom told me today that when I was younger I’d get really bad allergies from spending too much time with large groups of people so I’m literally allergic to human interaction


Cats think they're so stealthy when I can see their ears over the couch back like?? Bitch I see you ya never gonna surprise me...


I’m so much of a simp for my cat that I made a blowup bed in my office where she’s quarantined while recovering from her spaying surgery


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it is finally ovfefe


But next year’s gonna be my year

Maybe it IS my weekend?



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You can’t tell me that these Angels weren’t working their magic from heaven for this moment to happen! #BidenHarris

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Karamo's tweet image. You can’t tell me that these Angels weren’t working their magic from heaven for this moment to happen! #BidenHarris
Karamo's tweet image. You can’t tell me that these Angels weren’t working their magic from heaven for this moment to happen! #BidenHarris

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Brooklyn and the USPS, cheering each other on.


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if you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of honking, cheering, and melania furiously throwing suitcases into a uhaul


Being in NYC right now is fucking incredible - people are cheering from their windows, car horns are blaring, my neighbor who plays bagpipes played amazing grace, the people in the rooftop apartment in the intersection are playing “Celebrate”


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