Allison Shelby
@aharchee
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If you pee standing up, please put down the seat and then the lid before you flush. If you pee sitting down, please put down the lid before you flush. This has been a PSA to protect my toothbrush, ya nasties.
Learning how to care for an elderly parent, even mostly on the clerical side, is an emotional journey and logistical mess. There should be classes for this taught in school.
Ageing is a beautiful process, but it comes with a lot of paperwork.
.@AOC: Our country is going hungry and the week before Thanksgiving the Senate broke. I don’t care what party you are. It is an abandonment of responsibilities as elected officials who are charged with acting in the public trust.
Donald Trump has 5 kids, 3 baby's mamas, lives in government housing, and has outstanding warrants.
Trump seems to have little interest in Covid 19 , now if it was Covid 16... but looked Covid 20...
Tamir Rice was killed at 12 years old for having a toy gun while black. Kyle Rittenhouse killed two people at 17 years old and walked by police afterwards. He slept in his bed that night.
I was just watching a video on the female anatomy after childbirth, and the word #vagina was bleeped out. Can someone explain why the correct terminology for a part of the female body was bleeped?
I moved two weeks ago and still haven't found any of my sneakers, but I located my hot glue gun in under two minutes.
The president of the United States wants to restrict mail-in ballots. Let that sink in for a moment. Voter suppression is real.
Seeing my dad blow me a kiss with his mask on through video chat was just too sweet. ❤️
Let’s call it for what it is: Trump’s actions to undermine the US Postal Service are an attack on free and fair elections. In 2016, nearly one in four voters cast their ballot through the mail‼️ #SaveTheUSPS
"Antiquated job title," said the short millennial woman. *Sharp inhale through the nose,* responded the mustached baby boomer.
Summer vacation gave me unrealistic expectations of adult life.
“people’s lives are not commodities”
My patience for people has really plummeted recently, maybe it’s stress, but it’s also made my respect for people plummet which is a little sad
If you’re celebrating Planned Parenthood’s defunding as a win for the Pro-Life movement, remember you just stripped MILLIONS of women of: -Rape counseling referrals -Cancer screenings -STD testing/treatment -Prenatal services -Inexpensive BC & contraceptives So please fuck off.
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