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Lil Jon: Turn down for what? Me: Turn down for please?


It's fine. The sauce does all the lifting without the pâté.

what a time to be alive

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Haven’t played in a couple of years but maybe 2k have finally taken their nonsense with MyTeam too far for the fan base? #PlayersOverProfits


I caught a glimpse of #TheVoiceAU last night and there was a girl who said she was an "old soul" and loved really old music, that people her age didn't know and then she sang something by Portishead, and it was at this point that I crumbled in to dust.


.@MarvelPuzzle seems to be determined to ruin their game. How do you break a Match-3 App that’s been going for over ten years? Are they vibe coding? RIP


“Immune to bullshit.” Must be nice.


Netflix is trying to spin me


I listened for 7,748 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

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Lord, forgive me but I’m going to be watching Paul v Tyson.


*places bowls of water on the table* “Camouflage Soup. Enjoy.”


The existence of late stage Capitalism implies that there is also early onset Capitalism.


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