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What did weeds do to old people?


Tearing up at the hardcore show cause loud noises startle me


Don’t road rage behind me, my iced coffee doesn’t fit in my cup holder and I forgot the lid

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I do not trust a woman in a horizontal stripe maxi dress


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Gone Girl (2014)

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The barista urge to fill a travel mug to the absolute brim


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Sometimes I miss drunk texting!! The thrill of it all, standing bravely in defiance of being normal or chill


every Christian woman’s husband has a lightbulb head and a porn addiction


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every straight couple

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We found JoJo Siwa’s vaccine card!!!🙌


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this is what 25-year-olds eat for lunch

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i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown


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Yet when I said it everyone freaked out. Okay

New Book: Obama Said Buttigieg Couldn’t Win Presidency Because ‘He’s Gay’ And ‘Short’ dailycaller.com/2021/03/05/but…



Are the chunky filas comfy? Do they caress the arch?


Why does it feel so embarrassing to walk on beat to a song


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love. angel. music. baby!

what are you listening to on this?

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Americas got idols


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