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The world is safer. But no one in Washington can talk about it. - The Washington Post wapo.st/X8EJ7j
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There’s one foreign policy fact that President Obama and Mitt Romney dare not mention this election season. No American general will speak of it. Nor will it displace the usual hot topics at Washin...
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