The Coop
@andersonscooper
Twitter says: Impersonation is against our TOS unless it's parody. The standard for defining parody is 'Would a reasonable person be aware that it's a joke'
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Ever seen Wolf or Larry run into a riot & save a little boy? Those two couldn't run to the toilet before pooping their diapers. Just sayin'.
Besides, I still did a better job, young and drunk, than Larry does every night, old and sober.
Give it a rest people! Don't sit there and pretend that you've never been drunk while hosting a show on CNN. We've all been there. Right?
As far as I know, the only change that we should anticipate _today_ is from the aide who deals with Larry's diapers.
I do feel a little bad for Larry. He's gonna miss the ceremony while he takes his afternoon nap. Poor old fella falls asleep all the time.
I'd like to take a chance to publicly apologize for Wolf Blitzer. I tried to have them replace him with Kathy this morning, but no luck.
I've received word from Twitter that they have brought in reinforcements to help keep things afloat today: http://bit.ly/c839 #inaug09
@pattinichols I beg your pardon. There are no tweets here about dicks in _my_ mouth.
I'm disappointed that in all the time I spent in Israel, I never once found Ted Neeley singing "Gethsemane" from the hills. "Whyyyyyyyyyy?"
Twitter Poll: When the water from the faucet is too hot, do you turn down the hot water, or turn up the cold?
I go to Israel and all hell breaks loose in the USA: @RickSanchezCNN was hacked? Guppy is gonna be Surgeon General? I was on TheDailyShow?!?
To be fair, Kathy was being totally honest. She's never once come to where I work and knocked the dicks out of any _our_ mouths. Ask Erica!
I hope The Woz shows up tonight, despite his breakup with KG. He had the crew in stitches last year with his Dobbs impression. Great guy!
While meeting Jennifer Connelly yesterday all I could think of was the day Lou reenacted a scene from Requiem for a Dream. Yeah, _that_ one.
Dobbs just took a bite out of Wolf's leg after finishing off what remained of Heidi Collins! He's warming up for tomorrow! SEND TRANQUILIZER
Ah, the memories. My first ever tweet: http://twitter.com/andersonscooper/status/357449722
Thanks for tuning in to ExtremeMakeover: SpaceStationEdition! Joining our astronauts are 9 employees from Lowes & the cast of TradingSpaces!
I was planning to dress up as Larry today, but the Walgreens I stopped at on the way home last night was out of Depends and Eau de Poo.
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