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Binge-watching Curbed. Can we all agree that Larry David is sexy as FUUUUCCCKKK.
Ladies still working from home - have any of you started referring to your fancier sports bras as your “work bras”?
What time does the intervention start tonight, and would it be weird if I dress up for it?
Ummmmmmm, guys? Why is this tiny adorable child not an internet celebrity?? instagram.com/tastebuddiesma…
The worst insult you can give someone is to tell them they’re a horrible travel companion. Even better if you’ve never traveled with them, because then they’ll think someone they’ve traveled with is complaining about them.
Just learned that a work friend thought for the past 2+ years that I have kids. Based on the way I talk about my cats. Feeling humbled.
Just as I finally find a guy who doesn’t mind my night sweats, BOOM! he casually describes himself as a former Vine celebrity. :(
You can delete me on FB. You can unfollow me on Twitter. You can drop me on Instagram. But you can never un-lick my butthole.
• Remove furniture from the Lincoln Bedroom to accommodate gold-plated spray tan booth. * legalize incest. #1st100Days
• Outfit the White House with gilded non load-bearing marble pillars. • Hang “No Fatties” sign on Oval Office door. #1st100days (Too soon?)
Accidentally fell asleep for a sec. Did Hillary informally concede to Putin yet?
RT this if you're proud to be standing with Hillary tonight. #debatenight
Hillary’s going to be up all night mumbling zingers to herself that she’d like to have given Trump were she an incorrigible moron. #Debate
Just put on one of my dad’s old flannel shirts. Instantly flipped a passing plow truck the bird and yelled at my sister for parking wrong.
I just binged on @imdyinghereshow. Candid, disarming, and powerful. I was a fan of PJ since Planned Brotherhood, and this is a must-listen.
Comment to my FB friends who post weekly photo updates of their new baby: how's that older child from your previous marriage doing?
I just read a list of 40 things I've been doing wrong and 10 minutes later, I'm eating cheese doodles with chopsticks like a damn fool.
United States Tren
- 1. #SmackDown N/A
- 2. Giannis N/A
- 3. Sinner N/A
- 4. #OPLive N/A
- 5. #DragRace N/A
- 6. Adam 22 N/A
- 7. Pacers N/A
- 8. Dabo N/A
- 9. Spizzirri N/A
- 10. #ZuffaBoxing01 N/A
- 11. Bucks N/A
- 12. Jason Luv N/A
- 13. Callum Walsh N/A
- 14. Owen Tippett N/A
- 15. #OPNation N/A
- 16. Blackwood N/A
- 17. Giulia N/A
- 18. Amari Williams N/A
- 19. Sami N/A
- 20. Kiana N/A
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