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Is anyone else getting completely pissed off with all the "End of the world" Corona virus coverage in the media. Is nothing else happening in the world for goodness sake!


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We all living in 2020 and he out there chopping spaghetti like it’s the year 3000.

12,000 years of civilisation and humanity has only just invented the spaghetti bolognese scissors



Why is it that when your are at work Friday is a feelgood day but when you are on holiday and due to return home it's the exact opposite?


Back on twitter again. Don't know why but there we are


Whoops - in the shit again


Got me Thursday socks on today - very anarchic!!


Just spilt me beer - bugger


Just had some of Anne's home made potato wedges - yum yum. Proper man food


Thank crunchie it's Friday


It's a bit like having three wheetabix!!!!


There's only one thing better than double egg and chips and that is treble egg and chips - truly food of the gods!!!!


I'm always in the shit - it just varies in depth!


Becoming very tired and emotional


Brussels sprouts = sulphur - where's me gas mask!!


Just spilled a full glass of wine - bugger!!!


Police escort home now. This is one big convoy of coaches!!


First day back at work after the Christmas season - I keep thinking it's Monday!


Going shopping for Kippers tomorrow


Timothy Taylors real ale - magic


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