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the audacity of a neck pillow on a hour-forty flight is unmatched


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If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]


Faith, George Michael. like, did i win?!


make your bed like someone’s coming over


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Trump defense lawyer: "I don't know if we're under oath here."


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As Jeff Bezos hands CEO duties to Andy Jassy, we remain a country where not one of the ten biggest public companies is run by a Black person or a woman. There are non white CEOs, but none black and none female. Amazon's senior leadership team is 4 men, 1 woman, and all white.


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64 hours until Madam Vice President.


i really identify with the noncommittal flavor of mexican blend cheese


no. you like the last word.


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Day 4 of this hostage crisis and Wolf Blitzer just felt the need to tell us how many electoral votes are needed to win. Motherfucker I know the name of the registrar in Clark County, Nevada, how to pronounce every town in Georgia, and where every Republican in Arizona lives.


not sure who jason is, but if #everythingiscopy, maybe it’s funny? @BernsteinJacob

andrewjoneil's tweet image. not sure who jason is, but if #everythingiscopy, maybe it’s funny? @BernsteinJacob

just the fact that @eHarmony advertised on #littlefireseverywhere speaks so many volumes


i don’t want to touch one to find out out, but i feel like rachael ray’s cookbook would be written ALL CAPS


i thank god, on the regular, that my name is not Krystal. just sayin. my life trajectory would be very different


WHO?! is advertising for #sensodyn?! the awkward camera angles are #real


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What we need today are universal values based not on faith but on scientific findings, common experience and common sense.


why do people mount there tvs so high?! just stop


in normal conversation, just had that thought "am being too gay" #endhomophobia


dear @GMA i love you, i really do. (can someone please figure out banner placement vs photo placement?!)


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The GOP health care bill would take away coverage for 22 million Americans to give tax cuts to the 0.4%. It's immoral. Retweet if you agree.


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