Andrew Chisholm
@andrewkchisholm
Born and raised in Calgary. Sans Peur. Feros Ferio. Used to ski race, now I'm on the other side of the fence.
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we could raise the floor of the world's median life experience just by designing good bedrooms it is wild how under-thoughtful we are about light, sound, temperature, CO2, bed surfaces, etc etc etc when good sleep is clearly upstream of our moods, happiness, IQ and productivity
Wow finally got blackout curtains for sleep and this morning the world has gone from a place that is harsh and grating to beautiful and inviting Every time I fix my sleep like this, I think “if I’m getting bad sleep, that should be my #1 priority” and then forget
Realization of the night: I haven't completely unpacked my toiletries bag since sometime in 2019.
I'm sure the $300 fjallraven pants are indestructible and great for brush hiking and whatever, but every review video is just some guy walking up a trail that has definitely been completed by an 8 year old wearing walmart shorts and crocs
this concept had two internal combustion engines for the two modules, which obviously is tricky for a dozen reasons, but now that we have electric motor packaging it'd be cool to see more modular ideas come back. I'd love a city car + cargo van
"I think that's the message we're trying to bring, as well, is that we're here to go fight with those guys." rmoutlook.com/local-sports/b…
Old-ish news... But I don't really tweet that much these days anyways. Super happy to be joining the @biathloncanada coaching staff!
We have hired new coaches!!! Very proud to have Helene Jorgensen and @andrewkchisholm joining the team! biathloncanada.ca Nous avons embauché de nouveaux coachs !!! Très fier d'avoir Helene Jorgensen et @andrewkchisholm dans l'équipe ! biathloncanada.ca/french-pages/f…
Almost 8 years later, you can all rest knowing some things never change, and history does indeed repeat itself.
Went to go to bed and realized my sheets were still in the dryer. After next to no deliberation, I'm using a sleeping bag tonight.
Fantastic job @biathloncanada 👏🏻👏🏻🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @TeamCanada Source: @andrewkchisholm
Facebook reminded me of that day 8 years ago where I got a pickle in a bag for Christmas and @MSmithBubbles told me what he thought of it.
This tweet did not age well, but I'm glad it has finally come to a bit of a resolution. See ya, Donny.
Ok America, it's not funny anymore, joke's over, cut it out...
I realize that everyone's talking about Donny testing positive for COVID-19, but has anyone talked about the bots going bonkers responding in Amharic with creepy AF photos on his "positive test" tweet?
"Necessity is the mother of invention"
America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:
I have discovered the worst possible settings for the 360 camera
Another hailstorm? This blue bin was like “Nope. Bye y’all, good luck with the rest of this year.”🤣 #yyc #yycstorm #abstorm
I realize I'm a little late to the party with this one, but have any of you folks watched Mr. Robot? Right hooked on it!
Went through some old tweets looking for an old photo of my uncle and came across these gems. Apparently @ahopeross and @JessCurran_ really loved it, it definitely made me laugh thinking back to this. Hope y'all are keeping well!
If the Calgary Stampede is off, don't worry you can still have the Stampede at home. 1. If your kids are playing outside, make em wait 3 hours lined up at the door before you let em in. 2. Puke around your house and leave it. 3. Make pancakes this week - eat them next week.
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