arieldiamond8's profile picture. Comedian // SuperSonics enthusiast

I wish we were older back in the 90s so we could be video hoes -KXG

http://arielevanscomedy.com

Ariel Evans

@arieldiamond8

Comedian // SuperSonics enthusiast I wish we were older back in the 90s so we could be video hoes -KXG http://arielevanscomedy.com

Phil Collins is to Black people what Drake is to white people.


New Year’s resolutions are hard. So my resolution this year is to change the definition of resolution.


.@RobertKennedyJr sounds like @AOL dial-up. His AIM screen name would be GoodJeans80086969.


Pete Hegseth is fat shaming generals like they work for Lizzo.

WATCH: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told the U.S. military’s senior-most officers that he no longer wants to see “fat generals and admirals” or overweight troops. trib.al/ADFb7w6



.@MurielBowser used to go to my favorite brunch spot. She always ordered her mimosas individually instead of bottomless. Her judgement cannot be trusted.

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser welcomes federal law enforcement presence indefinitely — WaPo

NewsWire_US's tweet image. D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser welcomes federal law enforcement presence indefinitely — WaPo


Ariel Evans reposted

All the Sagittarius at the afters because they never know when to call it a night 😂

horses relaxing napping sunbathing on beach summer relaxation vacation beach day with friends

horseimage's tweet image. horses relaxing napping sunbathing on beach summer relaxation vacation beach day with friends


Me when an uggo comes up to my casket

So dramatic 😂😂😂😂

Tebogo16_09's tweet image. So dramatic 😂😂😂😂


I've been thinking about going back to school. So here is a little something I wrote about that experience. medium.com/the-haven/back…


Scrolling through Twitter is like riding the NYC subway. A complete clusterfuck with a random cute dog.


get some hotties in the white house #ElectionDay #Election2024


Finally, I can bust out my boots with the fur.

Nelly Relaunching Apple Bottom Women's Jeans With Stretch Denim Technology | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/OtgRXXL



I'm trying to get suspended with pay. @NYPDnews, any tips?


Since Trump got shot he must drop a mixtape. Rules of the game.


You know you're poor when you think a 7-Eleven in the airport is fancy. S/o to the @DFWAirport


The #SolarEclipse happens one in a lifetime and every other year.


Wait, so, Joe Rogan and Dana White aren't the same person??

She really thought Dana white was Joe Rogan 💀💀💀



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