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Cael Schwartz

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1 year ago, I got laid off from my job at Barstool Sports & had no idea how I was gonna pay rent. So I did what any normal white bro would do: I moved in with my girlfriend & launched a newsletter. Today marks 52 straight weeks of Trust Fun. A lot of sh*t 💩 has happened this…

asap_cael's tweet image. 1 year ago, I got laid off from my job at Barstool Sports & had no idea how I was gonna pay rent. 

So I did what any normal white bro would do: I moved in with my girlfriend & launched a newsletter. 

Today marks 52 straight weeks of Trust Fun. A lot of sh*t 💩 has happened this…

5 shows. 5 sell outs. sreimprov.com @nbcsnl you getting nervous yet or what?

asap_cael's tweet image. 5 shows. 5 sell outs. 

sreimprov.com 

@nbcsnl you getting nervous yet or what?

Need a step & repeat banner by Thursday in NYC. Where should I print one? Who can help?


1 year ago today, me & my best friend started an improv comedy group in NYC. Why? Because every other 'improv company' in the city wanted $1000 to “learn” how to be funny. So we texted a bunch of our funniest friends and said, “let’s just do our own thing.” Fast forward: 5…


Have never tied a bow tie before in my life. Need to tie one tonight. How long do I need to reasonably give myself to tie it? Over/under set at 20 minutes


About the fly @SouthwestAir for the first time in my life. Have mixed feelings. Stay tuned


Eating in the year 3000

asap_cael's tweet image. Eating in the year 3000

Anyone know how much @tryramp spent on the campaign with Kevin from The Office & putting him in the glass cube & getting The Rizzler there?! 1 million? 10 million? I have no concept


Sometimes I read a cold email that makes me want to leave the entire ecommerce industry at as a whole. This is one of those emails

asap_cael's tweet image. Sometimes I read a cold email that makes me want to leave the entire ecommerce industry at as a whole. This is one of those emails

Anyone use shopify apps to block bot traffic? having some bot issues 🤖 - what do you reccomend?


Playing in a golf tournament tomorrow. Need new golf shoes. I have calls all day so no time to go buy shoes. So... I Uber Eats'd a pair of $200 golf shoes. #expand or #shrink this?

asap_cael's tweet image. Playing in a golf tournament tomorrow. Need new golf shoes. I have calls all day so no time to go buy shoes. So... I Uber Eats'd a pair of $200 golf shoes. 

#expand or #shrink this?

Took a demo for an Amazon Gift Card. No shame here. Was a solid gift card value. We all do it. BUT, now I'm being dodged for said gift card. Company is ignoring me. What do I do? I want the gift card and also leaves a bad taste in my mouth they're ok just swindling me.


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What a playoff baseball game. Sox Yanks is the best TV there is. Always will be. Can't wait to have boots on the ground in the Bronx tomorrow 😈

asap_cael's tweet image. What a playoff baseball game. Sox Yanks is the best TV there is. Always will be. Can't wait to have boots on the ground in the Bronx tomorrow 😈

Probs gonna regret asking this but who are the best CRO ecomm agencies?


Why are rich guys always tan?! Is it a spray tan or does @harleyf have a new Miami crib? I know Canada ain't that sunny

Conversations are the newest storefront. @Shopify is partnering with @OpenAI so merchants can sell directly in ChatGPT. Meet customers where they are. The next era of commerce is here.



these sold out in like a week and now we have a 1000+ person waiting list

The new @mugsyjeans x @Realtree collab goes so fkn hard

asap_cael's tweet image. The new @mugsyjeans x @Realtree collab goes so fkn hard


As a dual citizen I’ve officially switched allegiances for the #RyderCup No further questions

asap_cael's tweet image. As a dual citizen I’ve officially switched allegiances for the #RyderCup 

No further questions

Soxtober is so back Channeling some of this juju for the best time of year

asap_cael's tweet image. Soxtober is so back 

Channeling some of this juju for the best time of year
asap_cael's tweet image. Soxtober is so back 

Channeling some of this juju for the best time of year

Being a sports fan is exhausting, I had to spend all day at the Ryder Cup drinking beers (for my country) & now I have to will the Red Sox to a playoff spot (while drinking beers)


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