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44 wonderlic • 975kg super total • regular guy

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My southern accent as soon as I try to have a formal conversation


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If the Chiefs make the playoffs, I'll send someone who retweets this $200 or their choice of a jersey. (Must be following) #ChiefsKingdom


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For your Christmas wish list…

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my sister just met Creed Humphrey and told him to lock the fuck in 😭😭😭

bigredclearsog's tweet image. my sister just met Creed Humphrey and told him to lock the fuck in 😭😭😭

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Zero is very low number …

0 AP stories about Robert Borkum 0 PBS stories about Robert Borkum 0 NYT stories about Robert Borkum 0 NPR stories about Robert Borkum 0 WSJ stories about Robert Borkum 0 BBC stories about Robert Borkum 0 CNN stories about Robert Borkum 0 WAPO stories about Robert…

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0 PBS stories about Robert Borkum  
0 NYT stories about Robert Borkum  
0 NPR stories about Robert Borkum  
0 WSJ stories about Robert Borkum  
0 BBC stories about Robert Borkum  
0 CNN stories about Robert Borkum  
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Saw ceedee lamb do this 5 times earlier and no flag was thrown

Do you agree with this offensive pass interference call on Zay Flowers?

NFLonFOX's tweet image. Do you agree with this offensive pass interference call on Zay Flowers?


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Well well well

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BREAKING: ‘Spy pigeons fitted with brain implants and cameras that can be controlled like drones’ have been unveiled by Putin’s scientists, per Daily Mail.

LeadingReport's tweet image. BREAKING: ‘Spy pigeons fitted with brain implants and cameras that can be controlled like drones’ have been unveiled by Putin’s scientists, per Daily Mail.


RASHEEEEEEEE #EGE


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Happy Thanksgiving


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Asshole Terrorist: "I'm gonna ambush these soldiers" The National Guard:

Pocket knife. That Guardsman moved toward gunfire with a fucking pocket knife…and used it.



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Your ancestors cry out for Vengance!

BREAKING: ICE and Border agents are reportedly about to surge into Somalian-dominated communities in Minnesota after massive fraud was exposed.



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You had cashless bail for violent offenders?

fleshsimulator's tweet image. You had cashless bail for violent offenders?

🚨#BREAKING: Charlotte NC is bracing for a MASSIVE increase in prison population as Iryna’s Law FINALLY goes into effect this Monday. Iryna’s Law eliminates cashless bail for all violent offenders.

mattvanswol's tweet image. 🚨#BREAKING: Charlotte NC is bracing for a MASSIVE increase in prison population as Iryna’s Law FINALLY goes into effect this Monday.

Iryna’s Law eliminates cashless bail for all violent offenders.


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Stop wearing them in public all together

BREAKING: Americans should stop wearing pajamas on airplanes to ‘bring civility back,’ says Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.

LeadingReport's tweet image. BREAKING: Americans should stop wearing pajamas on airplanes to ‘bring civility back,’ says Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.


Drake Maye as soon as I place U.S. currency on him

asap_sherlock's tweet image. Drake Maye as soon as I place U.S. currency on him

Unless he can rush the passer the chiefs don’t need him.

OBJ IS NO LONGER SUSPENDED 🚨 Who should sign Odell Beckham Jr. for the playoff run? 🤔

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Who should sign Odell Beckham Jr. for the playoff run? 🤔


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Veach gives a guy who doesn’t play and sucks 20m but wouldn’t trade a 3rd round for breece. Should be fired.

Chiefs, CB Kristian Fulton agree to terms on 2-year, $20M deal with $15M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet)

NFL's tweet image. Chiefs, CB Kristian Fulton agree to terms on 2-year, $20M deal with $15M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet)


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“chiefs should utilize their weapons” the weapon:

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the weapon:

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Prayers up for Texas quarterback Arch Manning 🙏 Nothings wrong with him…he just sucks.

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Nothings wrong with him…he just sucks.

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