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Asher Perlman

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Cartoonist, The New Yorker. Writer, The Late Show. 🙂‍↕️

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My book is out today and I love you all ❤️

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happy Wicked Day! just got home from 5+ hours of sitting at the theatre watching both movies 🔥


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Let's start a book club where we just read the dictionary.

My favorite book is the dictionary because it contains the ingredients for all other books.



There is simply no greater escalation in literary history than the jump from “she swallowed a fly” to “perhaps she’ll die.”


Its just crazy that the only two Ernests are Hemingway and Ernest


50% chance they make it

What would you do if someone came to your wedding dressed like this?

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