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This is my first post on Linkedin and the Police have already been called
I will break a Super Nintendo in seconds if the gorilla is titled a “donkey” still. Please update
Hi Don Knott! My name is Hayden. Which year did you died? Why did you died? Please reply,
The Nursing home gave me my electronics back. i am appalled At the current state of linked in. Okay business boys prepare for a sex. lesson
How fucken deranged would you have to be to select Waluigi on Mario tennis. Honestly. Shit on him and select the lizard instead
I’m no scientist but it Is wild that a man can pee in a woman and out comes a living thing with functional eyeballs
It’s touching to think that someone out there is having the best day of their life. Someone is being told “I love you” for the first time. Someone is taking a massive shit. Someone just died.
I will fill my ass with petroleum just to piss off Elon mUsk I don’t give a fuck. what’s he gonna do send me to Mars dot com? I doubt it highly
When I order the Mac And cheese do not bring me shells. I will absolutely shit in shells and cheese. What am I the beach???
I’ve been gone for a while,, I was busy arresting donal D trump. Am I a hero? Some say so but I say I’m just a man that is also a hero
[1 out of 5 dentists] “I do not recommend that”
🎶 we all *implode* in a yellow submarine 🎶
The best name For bosoms is “yams” because it implies you can bake them
Like Tomas bradey, I too hate my family and would rather play recess for another year
I just used an electric Toothbrush for the first time. and I’m so horny it is un real
On a date I say Welcome to the jungle meaning my unclipped puberian hairs
50 cents did the impression of a bat during the football and the boys and I Have been riled up. Ever Since
I haven’t been tweeting o n LinkedIn much lately I was too busy selecting my NFTs and shoving them up my ASs. Respectfuly
Just heard about an electronic money named Dog Coin and I threw up on my toast and spread jam on my ass because I’m Rich. Thank you Andy Griffith for kissing my mouth when I was young
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