Audaciousss
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Someone (an adult) tried to put a sticker on my dog’s face and when he grabbed it with his mouth to stop her she said “don’t worry, he will figure out it isn’t food soon.” WTF is wrong with people?!
Answered my phone for a business related call and a tiktok I was watching with the Zootopia song started playing, loudly. I couldn’t figure out how to stop it. He clearly could hear it. He kept pausing hoping it would stop. It never stopped.
Woman at the Domain is demanding to know where the lake is that she was at 5 years ago. The bartender says there isn’t a lake, it’s downtown. The woman insists she knows there’s a lake here. Again, is told it’s downtown. Now she’s pouting because the lake is being hidden from her
Someone left me a “you parked like a jackass” note while I was trying to get something to eat after having to put my dog down. Firstly, I was well within the lines. Secondly, have the day and life you deserve. Thirdly, fuck everything about this day. #atx
The only thing proven by the Selena & Yolanda docuseries is Yolanda’s family is just as delusional as she is.
I wonder if people know you can run for free and without closing down roads. 🤔
What does it say about me that I thought the foot washing Super Bowl commercial was for Feet Finder?
Will you take Toni's glasses and get a magic marker and just blacken them out and put them back on her face again? And step on them while they're on her face. #portlandia never gets old
Hotel California being played at a hotel in California is kind of actually a scary vibe.
I love how cold days keep all the alarmists at home. It was a great day to go shopping and out to eat!
If you’re running your business through an answering service, just don’t.
DoorDashers who steal food are sure to get a visit from Krampus tonight. 😊 Enjoy!
I like how the Taco Bell commercials are trying to make it look like people who aren’t maniacs are eating it.
Happy Halloween. A random child I don’t know pushed past me at my front door trick’r’treating and ran up my stairs in my house? It eventually went back out of my house. I’m so confused. Is this a thing?
I accumulated 15,000 unread emails from 2008 to 2023 and today I finished reviewing and deleting them all. It was a trip. There was a lot of junk but also missives, photos, and efforts to connect. Sorry to everyone who didn’t get a response these last 15 years. I’m starting anew.
I just started decorating for Halloween and I feel like I’m getting a late start.
I was in a Paris Hilton fan guild on Neopets. I don’t need 2000s era fashion advice from anyone. 😎
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