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There won’t be any memes for the foreseeable future. Follow Nevsky @cocktailman who is doing an incredible job with helping Ukrainian hospitality . 🇺🇦
Bar owners would work on their concept and invest in design/team and then play this on repeat forever
Sustainable restaurants where a head chef doesn’t drink mozzarella water are a FRAUD
Does everyone gets this notification before posting or is it just us
Please don’t pick on older kids who believe in Santa , I know grownups who still believe putting a strainer string in the tin foams the drink better then dry shake.
Sommeliers , when you post a picture of a wine bottle with ‘if you know , you know’ tag. 10/10 chance that nobody does. Same goes for whisky nerds, if it’s not mellow corn why even post .
Just as an FYI, it’s okay if your Spotify Wrapped 2021 is soundtrack from the movie Cocktail . It’s been the same for the past 10 years , don’t need to be embarrassed about it now.
Old people in the industry alway say : cocktail extravaganza!!! - all hands on deck !!! - the wonderful !!! - the incredible!!! - this years competition was the biggest one this year!! - we pay living wage we are pretty sure lols please work for us
Make sure to check your children’s candy boxes on Halloween , there might be a savoy cocktail book in there .
Loves Chartreuse and has a favourite mezcal last word spec 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
From people who brought you bar Publiq. (After changing the last letter of a Public in Sheffield) , bar name ideas : 1. Dandelion 2. Death and Companionship 3. Connaughtique 4. Maybe Sammuel 5. Nomadiq 6. Two Schmuqs
Well done CLASS Bar Magazine highlighting issues in our industry that need to change while simultaneously rating a niche arcade bar 5/10 stars that has recently opened , basically slagging it off for the whole industry to see 👏👏👏👏👏
Brand Ambassadors who call out bars for not stocking their product all shag in the dark and have tiny tiny tiny tiny dick energy.
Bartenders - ‘So excited for today’s photoshoot , hopefully we can get some original shots nobody has done before’ Drink Photographers - ‘Fuck yeah , now go stand behind the bar in an empty room and pretend you’re doing shit’ ———>>>>
Since the IPCC report booze brands will start using this as a money grab, branding themselves as Zero Waste while actually being full of shit. Do your research, ask the hard questions and go support actually Zero Waste businesses like Silo
UK Government seems to be taking a lot of inspiration from Bartenders who are announcing change of their jobs . ‘Announcing what’s next for me soon ❤️❤️ watch this space for more info 🥰🥰 my first shift at the new place on Monday the 19th though 🥂🥂🥂’
Was about to be upset tonight - then saw a Instagram post where a bartender , unqualified to give mental health advice, spoke about how I shouldn’t be , really gave me a new perspective ❤️🙏💪🏼❤️
Happy international Cosmopolitan day ,and while we have you here’s a quick reminder that a flamed orange should be the most adventurous twist your Cosmo gets
Not sure who needs to hear this but fake ice is very obvious in drinks photography , so is water instead of actual booze . We can all tell
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