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“Why is Toronto traffic so terrible?” wonders man in car thebeaverton.com/2024/12/why-is…

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Adam McNamara will send the Ontario Science Centre the $522,500 required to keep it open for 2024. All those summer children’s programs will not need to be cancelled/relocated. All those staff won’t be laid off or displaced at the 11th hour. I’m retweeting this because I would…

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Elon Musk Unveils Urban Slingshot System Able To Move 6 Pedestrians Across Street Per Hour bit.ly/32uxduh

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This thread is @FFSafeStreets unleashed

This is more like Toronto's "shining leadership" on reducing #RoadViolence. No mention of infrastructure re-design or law change. Only finger-wagging. Our mayor does this EVERY TIME he publicly comments on a vulnerable road user's violent death. #NACTO19



@andrewmurrman @AndrewLewisFC @GardaWorld @CycleToronto Can't just decide you're an exception and endanger vulnerable road users


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To Those Fleeing President Trump: Welcome to Canada! @meganamram nyr.kr/1NlGZjS

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Whenever a politician starts answering a question with the word "look," picture them pointing off into the distance.


Floating point rounding error is to me as manure is to Biff


The most unappreciated feature of your thin smartphone is Easy To Slide Under Your Refrigerator™


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You know you shouldn't so don't #rushhourroute. @torontopolice. Expensive delivery...

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Fuck it, I'm listening to Enya.


In Soviet Russia, *you* eat *soup* like a meal


SOON, JIMMY FALLON, SOON YOU CAN STOP RUNNING!!!!!...


.@TOMayorFord It's ok, you were born going to the cottage every year. No one would ever expect you to change who you are.


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Ford: "I'm not going to go to the Pride parade. I've never gone to a Pride parade. I'm not going to change the ways I am." Wow.


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Google motto 2004: Don't be evil Google motto 2010: Evil is tricky to define Google motto 2013: We make military robots


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73% of our #Toronto budget is spent on transportation (roads, TTC). We have a fiscal imperative for more places where people can walk/ bike.


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