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mango and peach flavored things are god tier i do not fuck with peasant ass cherry and grape flavored things!!! begone!!!
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Me, wearing the same thing I’ve worn all week: better pack every item of clothing I own for my weekend away
Working in retail is wild. People just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my dog just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.
hey uh escuse me Melon Musk?? STAY IN YOURE LANE
Happy ester the day when a rabbit STEAL OUR BABBIES and COMMUNISMS THEM TO HUMAN CHILDERN
oh so u do not want me to taken your baggel and make poo on your table??? sorey you cant handle my differening opionion. go to you safe place u cornflakes
answer me this Mark Suckburgers: where have you put them. where you have put the cookies???? talk or never see your precous Facebeak again
oopsie Hammity it look like you need a new lawyerist. may I offer the serverice of Birb & Birb, attoorny at caw. u gonna owe me BUCKETS of breadcrumb to get ya outta this pickle
yes it true that I am got my face stuck to this lolliepoop I steal from a human babby. DO NO DARE MAK FUN OF ME THIS NOT FUNNY GET ME PLIERS
Muller cant do me a trick. i too smart for his questerns. “did u steal the muffin” no I stealed a cup of cake you fool. FBI: fear birds’s intelligents
Unless you feet hovering off the groun during nation antheem you unpatriot. oh whats that you cant fly like bird??? maybe you shoulda thought bout that before you decided to human.
i running for persident of the piemary elerction. the candidets is me and this corn chipe I found hidin in my bed. voter turnout is: me. let tally the result and the winner is CORN CHIPE WHAT
Guys you’re eating pussy wrong. You don’t actually eat it with your teeth, you push your face into it & sneeze a few times.
[ultrasound] Nurse: it's triplets Me: but my wife only got two titties tho Nurse [looks at my wife]: oh shit she only got two titties tho
Wow I just found this dead old profile and tbh I just deleted 2/3 of the tweets I made back in 2014 😂. Damn I'm not even the same person
Hey Ghosts! @RockSound did an interview with us which you can get now at ift.tt/10VzAEF 😜
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