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would you rather marry the love of your life or have it where every time you dap your homie up it breaks the fucking sound barrier


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MLB Daily Notes - June 25th link in bio - Schwellenbach is still the man and presents a good test for my entire ideology about fantasy pitchers - Ragans sets a new whiff record - Mize, Paxton, and Waldron: The Three Most Confusing Pitchers in History - Reader questions...…

JonPgh's tweet image. MLB Daily Notes - June 25th
link in bio

- Schwellenbach is still the man and presents a good test for my entire ideology about fantasy pitchers
- Ragans sets a new whiff record
- Mize, Paxton, and Waldron: The Three Most Confusing Pitchers in History
- Reader questions...…

My favorite Xander memory 😭

Fenway Park EXPLODES as Xander Bogaerts hits the first home run of the postseason 😤 Watch the Wild Card Game on Sportsnet. #Postseason



It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 28 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).


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Today's streamer is Dylan Bundy but we have been warning against this pick all week. Just a lot of poor options for today. Our backup option is JT Brubaker against the Mets. 1/


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Having trouble coming to terms with the fact that I am about to do my first Major League season without the friendship and guidance of this guy. #Remy2RIP #MissYouEveryday

DonOrsillo's tweet image. Having trouble coming to terms with the fact that I am about to do my first Major League season without the friendship and guidance of this guy. #Remy2RIP #MissYouEveryday

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Standing in the pouring rain smoking 4 cigarettes at once while Watching Harry Potter and the prisoner of asksban on somebody else’s tv through their front window


So I was eating a bagel in the parking lot. Then my best friend asked me to get breakfast , talk about right place at the right time (they only live 15 mins away). What a way to start my day


We praise him and give him thanks

bartpharticus's tweet image. We praise him and give him thanks

Sorry babe can’t hang tonight I’m busy

bartpharticus's tweet image. Sorry babe can’t hang tonight I’m busy

Now that Christmas is around the corner, I just want to say to any little kids following me that , yeah, Santa is not real. And also haha nice Halloween candy , I can literally go to Walgreens and buy as much candy as I fucking want and I don’t have to walk around like a dumbass


Listening to Steely Dan is a a top 5 white person cool thing to do


The worst bagels of all time

bartpharticus's tweet image. The worst bagels of all time

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Flat nuts

Fenway Park EXPLODES as Xander Bogaerts hits the first home run of the postseason 😤 Watch the Wild Card Game on Sportsnet. #Postseason



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Yeah Sil, I’m at dis friggin’ Lalagagootz, what time did you say Journey was playing? There’s some Post Madonn’ guy goin’ on soon then some stallions and biscuits, but I don’t see shit

SopranosWorld's tweet image. Yeah Sil, I’m at dis friggin’ Lalagagootz, what time did you say Journey was playing? There’s some Post Madonn’ guy goin’ on soon then some stallions and biscuits, but I don’t see shit

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something I miss about the late 2000s is salvia. It was a part of culture in a subtle way and smoking it sent you straight to fucking hell.


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