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There are only two sexes? You mean juicy and dry?


Why did I never know this. why is PAXTON there

Since this story is hopping around on here right now, here was the moment when Bill Paxton and James Cameron came up from the wreckage of the Titanic and found out about 9/11.



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In the finale, guests are filling baskets with cats for Angela at her wedding to Dwight; I never connected that visual gag with the fact that, on Schrute’s farm, Angela can finally have as many cats as she has always wanted: some inordinate, exponentially increasing amount


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The best way to cut carbs is with a bread knife probably


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If no one else has explained it to you, we’re not voting TO strike, we’re voting to AUTHORIZE the national board to call a strike if necessary. It may well be accurate to say that the more members who vote to *authorize* a strike, the less likely there is to *be* a strike.


Latin@ parents! I want to see something. When your baby was born, did they have THE birthmark? If so, does it still become visible when they get angry?


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I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.


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Also how are child beauty queens not drag performers. Plz explain. Because they’re not women and they’re dressing up like women.


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union workers supporting union workers (@IATSE member at a @WGAEast strike (photo taken by a @nyguild member))

tatejamesdotcom's tweet image. union workers supporting union workers (@IATSE member at a @WGAEast strike (photo taken by a @nyguild member))
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but some people pee every time they poop and some people can separate poops from peeing, and when you are one type you often don’t realize there’s another type


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The Age of Pleasure. 6/9. janellemonae.lnk.to/TAOP

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(me as a teen) “there was something magical about my grandmother’s kitchen. an ineffable sense of family, almost the odor of the palimpsest of time itself” (me now, cooking) “oh, *cumin*. It was cumin”


New episode!

#BDFM no. 016 — On confidence (via #BtVS) and codependency (via #RenAndStimpy) — brought to you by SiciliaSafe! grage.tv/bdfmpod/episod…

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A couple months ago I had to be brave in front of my kids and go on a roller coaster (it’s one rated as a “beginner”) and I’m still having nightmares 😢


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I’m going to eventually need to get “mothers country of origin: Mexico” taken off my child’s birth certificate, as I was not born in Mx and have no citizenship there. @ACLU 🙃

That “profile” included “no prenatal care”. We’d just moved to OR and my CA doc had changed phone numbers, so they thought I was lying (and undocumented). After I gave birth, some nuns came in to gently speak to me. “We understand you have no insurance?” I had Oregon Health.



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