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The softest working person in Hollywood. Link is the Zelda person.

Bryan Musil

@BryanGDMusil

Started at the bottom and still there! The softest working person in Hollywood. Link is the Zelda person.

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I remember when there were no podcasts, and all we could do was sit around with our backs to the television.


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First of all, it would be the 51st through 63rd states. Secondly, You would be adding 40 million comparatively leftist voters, 52 leftist representatives, and 26 leftist senators—and nobody like Trump would ever get elected again. Lastly, you can fuck right off.


Philadelphian conspiracy theorist: "9/11 was an inside jawn."


Remember when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and yelled "Keep Matt Rife's name out your mouth!" That was wild.


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2015: LOCK HER UP 2016: LOCK HER UP 2017: LOCK HER UP 2018: LOCK HER UP 2019: LOCK HER UP 2020: LOCK HER UP 2021: LOCK HER UP 2022- : How dare they arrest their political opponents!



Providing a skip option for the #Succession intro is an assault on the arts.


It doesn't matter how you spell it Captain, we are ALL saying "Beef fart". #1970s


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lmaoooo that lady who posted the costco receipt got exposed, it was HER receipt and her ebt, she posted the meat cooked on all her socials then when she got called out she deleted her twitter 😂😂


Watching this documentary about a species of elephants in South Africa that are about to be extinct because they don't have enough money and that makes sense to me.


Steph Curry is short for SteperartionH Curry.


Comedy is now legal on #twitter (This is parrot-y).


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2015: LOCK HER UP 2016: LOCK HER UP 2017: LOCK HER UP 2018: LOCK HER UP 2019: LOCK HER UP 2020: LOCK HER UP 2021: LOCK HER UP 2022- : How dare they arrest their political opponents!



Napoleon Bonaparte? I'm here to Napoleon Bonthewholedamnthing.


Soccer is collective athletic edging.


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We just voted to combat neo nazis in our military and every single republican voted no.

BillPascrell's tweet image. We just voted to combat neo nazis in our military and every single republican voted no.

Old timey clowns were stupid because they were like "What should we shoot out of this fake flower?" And they decided water, when the obvious answer is flour. #fixingoldbits


ZZ Top? I'm an AA Bottom. #🤷🏻‍♂️


I think Sid Vicious playing a cello could be funny, I don't know.


If you think about it in a really weird way, chickens are egg plants.


"I don't want to be replaced" is a weird position for people that have no interest in progress. You will be, you stupid fucking fax machine. Try to be better.


Keep my wife's name out of (Borat voice) your mouth.


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