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@berdzerd

incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy

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can’t tell if i’m transgender or just a feminist


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just looked up self love rap on spotify it’s so over for me


girl at the party tickled my armpit


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controversial take but he started plotting on how to get clark pregnant here



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adventure time always knows when to come back for me……just when i need her most

cavehag's tweet image. adventure time always knows when to come back for me……just when i need her most

how it feel when your middle school boy band bias is making the worst solo music now

berdzerd's tweet image. how it feel when your middle school boy band bias is making the worst solo music now

if she won’t tell you what happened during the girls trip to dc then she’s for the national mall


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If you are carrying around a water bottle that’s below 32 ounces I am not fucking with you. I don’t need to make friends with a gerbil. Grow up


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Beastmode snoutwork from this elephant shrew at the Skærup Zoo in Denmark


they gave seagulls to coastal elites so they can experience community and livelihood for once in their lives. as a karmic punishment albuquerque new mexico received the vinegaroon


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Used to be a fella could walk into the barbershop and say “short on the sides, little longer up top”, but nowadays they make you bring a photograph of another bloke you got the hots for.


hate those tweets that are like top four canon women events and it’s weepy bullshit REAL bad bitch top four canon events 1. boobs bounce when you walk 2. FULL BUSH OUT AT THE BEACH 3. navigate public transit flawlessly 4. make a girl cum fuck all men btw no exceptions


one time my 10000 year old architecture prof told us to meet him here at 4pm sharp and he had printed out like 100 pages for each student in the class about the history of these things and we stood there for like 2 hours and it was 40 degrees

They have these in Philadelphia but next to a sunco

JamesPhl96's tweet image. They have these in Philadelphia but next to a sunco


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if I had an ugly ass area code like 437 I would end it all


mad asf but instead of beating on my wife im lowballing on depop


just radiating swag ….. he is so bad ass❤️

berdzerd's tweet image. just radiating swag ….. he is so bad ass❤️
berdzerd's tweet image. just radiating swag ….. he is so bad ass❤️

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zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.


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