Esoteric Humphrey
@ChargedFish
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
Give a man a fish, teach a man to fish. What's the fucking difference 😭😭 (Learning the difference is the former feeds him for a day while the latter feeds him for a lifetime) Wow - That's incredible,
(Yoda stunned into normal speech for once in his life) I love you
I just started sacrificing chickens in my closet for an amazing reason
9 years ago today Azealia Banks revealed that she had been sacrificing chickens in her closet.
kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
we're gonna be ourselves if you wanna come over later bro
I’m on the brink of becoming very interested in birds. More updates to come.
are u hopping on google docs tonight
I’ve grown a new appendage that possesses remarkable utility
I am putting a stop to Posting . No more posts will be allowed .
the number 100 should go viral
I’m contemplating abstract ideas of an important nature
A locker room HATES to see Mr. Hammerhand walk in
66‑year‑old Mr. Hammerhand has shattered expectations—crushing 293 walnuts in 60 seconds, all while holding a raw egg in his striking hand: world record.
Luol Deng is at my front door with a firearm demanding that I show him the portal
Doc said I need to start posting more or i’m gonna explode
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