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Esoteric Humphrey

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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom


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Give a man a fish, teach a man to fish. What's the fucking difference 😭😭 (Learning the difference is the former feeds him for a day while the latter feeds him for a lifetime) Wow - That's incredible,


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(Yoda stunned into normal speech for once in his life) I love you


I just started sacrificing chickens in my closet for an amazing reason

9 years ago today Azealia Banks revealed that she had been sacrificing chickens in her closet.

MrPopOfficial's tweet image. 9 years ago today Azealia Banks revealed that she had been sacrificing chickens in her closet.
MrPopOfficial's tweet image. 9 years ago today Azealia Banks revealed that she had been sacrificing chickens in her closet.


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kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though


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we're gonna be ourselves if you wanna come over later bro


I’m on the brink of becoming very interested in birds. More updates to come.


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are u hopping on google docs tonight


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I’ve grown a new appendage that possesses remarkable utility


I am putting a stop to Posting . No more posts will be allowed .


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the number 100 should go viral


The forecast today is 90% skibidi with a chance of chungus #Humpday


I’m contemplating abstract ideas of an important nature


A locker room HATES to see Mr. Hammerhand walk in

66‑year‑old Mr. Hammerhand has shattered expectations—crushing 293 walnuts in 60 seconds, all while holding a raw egg in his striking hand: world record.



Luol Deng is at my front door with a firearm demanding that I show him the portal


Doc said I need to start posting more or i’m gonna explode


Smoking on that shit that made Earl grey


The text pop up I see when my infant starts crying

ChargedFish's tweet image. The text pop up I see when my infant starts crying

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