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Michigan went left, but as is their custom, it involved a complicated process where they first drove through the intersection then did a u-turn


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Andrew Cuomo's approval rating has surged beyond 80 percent. New York is the global epicenter for COVID-19 and there's little the government did well to contain the virus in its early stages. 20,000+ people have died. It is truly one of the most remarkable PR coups of all-time.


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Well, I know one piece of medical advice I won't be following in these times, and it is the American Academy of Pediatrics' guidelines on screen time.


"The line is paused." but to the tune of "The Boy Is Mine" #PopularBKHalf #nyrr


Today, it finally happened. March 30, 2018. 6:42 AM. South 4th St. between Bedford and Berry. I was out running and I kicked a rat. #blessed


A great parenting moment is when you bring your kid to a game in which you have no rooting interest and at a certain point you're just hoping there's no more scoring because you'd rather watch 18 minutes of boring hockey than have to keep her out any later for overtime.


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you're right Joe. other countries don't have sports. just us, because of our amazing flag


Just put some hint of lime tostitos INSIDE a quesadilla. AMA.


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Why is drinkin' brews in public frowned upon? Like it matters. No one cares. Don't we have better crap to worry about, you guys?


Gemelli too low. Still an A+ list.

In honour of #WORLDPASTADAY, I present the following scientific thread that constitutes definitive ranking of Non-Primary-Canon pasta shapes



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If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die


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[best Billy Idol voice] It's a nice day for a... light sweater WHOA... It's a nice day for a... CARDIGAAAAAN


MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD #AMERICA

Baked ziti is just as good cold.



Baked ziti is just as good cold.


We're watching the NBA playoffs before bed and Eleanor is obviously pretty impressed with the… instagram.com/p/BTkZ2egBdCv/


The Internet of Things is seriously so messed up.

bertanza's tweet image. The Internet of Things is seriously so messed up.

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