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Beth C.

@betholomew

Books, books, books, movies, music, food & cooking, comics, laughing, patting animals, repeat. I work in the book industry, and love it.

Even knowing hail is a thing, it still feels surreal and surprising when balls of ice fall from the sky and bounce. #yyj


@Patrick_Ness Thank you, for starting the fundraising. Was already a fan of you as an author, now as a person, too. Good on you. I donated.


@nopicnic hahahaha just go to one of the sub-par coffee places, you pretentious wiener.


I am, #inallmodesty an unparalleled toddler-mom, crusted in more vomit and cheerios than most others momming today.


"They should really just rent me out as a drug-sniffer dog when I'm pregnant". #ThingsSaidAtWork


Overheard: "I have some yoga gossip for you."


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#Vancouver Police are responding to a Store on Davie St after a male stole ice cream and then ran away.


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GUYS I WAS AT THE BEACH AND

JennyPentland's tweet image. GUYS I WAS AT THE BEACH AND

Seems about right.

Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.



Artisanal, Small-batch, Organic, Free-range, Locally-sourced, Omega-fat, Whole-grain, Grass-fed Breakfast at Tiffany's #MakeAMovieHealthy


@GlymmGirl March boxes nearly 3 weeks late with zero notification from Glymm. What's going on?


@IMKristenBell so much better than gerbils.


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I've stopped clicking on slideshows. Stop wasting my time.


Things that make me happy: @MargaretAtwood asking her twitter followers what "ZOMG" means. #WorldsColliding


Cringed our way through "Young Adult" last night with @PattonOswalt - that movie was so much better than I even expected. Genius.


Also, "Sleepwalk with Me" opens this weekend! Hooray! ...Nowhere near me, at all, even a little. Fuck.


I think I'm in love with Maria Bamford, a little. Maybe we could hold hands someday.


Phyllis Diller! No! Such a hilarious, ballsy, awesome woman. RIP. Glad she made it to 95.


Tony Scott commits suicide? Fuck.


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