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Crap Dates

@FirstDateHell

If you've had a bad first date, send us a tweet summing it up. The best (or, rather, the worst) will appear here. Operated by @rhodri

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@FirstDateHell he said I was too perfect and then started giving me his single friends numbers, one came and he left, I gave him some fries


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@FirstDateHell went on a first date with a guy I met on a dating app, first he criticized my hair and then insisted that I eat more popcorn


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@FirstDateHell He didn't know who Paul McCartney was...


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@FirstDateHell She was nervous I wouldn't like her dress. It was so good I wanted a pic, she punched me taking pic,I spent date in hospital.


Aforementioned Channel4 documentary team seeks the weirdest message you've received from an enquiring suitor: tinyurl.com/c49jlxm


Some nice folk making a show for Channel 4 are looking for tales of awkward, hilarious, or dramatic dates: ow.ly/jM5nG


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@FirstDateHell I was put into a headlock by a policeman for insulting Brett Favre.


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.@rhodri 2nd date, had argument about whether Ghosts were real or not, not I said. Atmosphere mostly hostile. Never saw her again #baddates


So, @doingsome_thing are doing this preposterous London dating project. Female places sold out, single men welcome: bit.ly/YQqoOJ


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@FirstDateHell Last year, girl turns up and announces 'you have one hour to impress me'. I didn't.


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@FirstDateHell Said that pressuring a woman into sex was fine and they only say no so as not to look easy. "It's the Slut Defence".


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@FirstDateHell Spent the evening telling me why I should move closer to him, before speculating on what would happen if we were married.


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@FirstDateHell Went out for dinner, he said he wasn't hungry and produced a bag of hula hoops then proceeded to eat them all off his fingers


I really hope this is true. Proof needed. RT @lilybetts: @FirstDateHell Arrived at my house wearing just a nappy saying he 'needed changing'


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@FirstDateHell when he goes on a rant about his ex and says she made him get a vasectomy , but it's fine...he can get it reversed #help


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@FirstDateHell within the first ten minutes he explained, he was born with a tail, had it operated on, but don't worry he wasn't incontinent


Mike says: "Cooking dinner at her place. I forgot to make the gravy so she shouted, 'Why the FUCK didn't you say so sooner?!'. Was scared."


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@FirstDateHell He took me (a female) to a gay club, got drunk, came out of the closet, met a guy and gave me $40 to catch a taxi home #truth


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