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privacy & public policy; lawyer. snark, basketball, and policy in no particular order. views are mine alone. RTs = Super Smash Bros. challenges.

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"You think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands?" "Uh, yes?" "and your plan is to blackmail this person? "

ItsRobbAllen's tweet image. "You think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands?"

"Uh, yes?"

"and your plan is to blackmail this person? "

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1668

jaythechou's tweet image. I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1668

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I wrote about the Bari Weiss CBS deal and the future of media under the Ellisons

redford's tweet image. I wrote about the Bari Weiss CBS deal and the future of media under the Ellisons

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Congrats, you learned what the State is

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Ideas so good you have to enforce them at gunpoint



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One Monday After Another

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At some point you just have to assume that he’s an actively evil person, right? This was a massacre of mostly women and children, largely unarmed, one of the most shameful events in a period of American history that was full of shameful events. You can’t defend it.

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The problem with libertarianism is you eventually run out of other people’s money

Step 1: get 20 billion from the IMF to keep the currency cheap Step 2: run out Step 3: get 30 billion from the US to keep the currency cheap Step 4: profit



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Collars up this fall and winter in tribute to the man

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JFrankensteiner's tweet image. Collars up this fall and winter in tribute to the man

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evil CAKE

Step 1: get 20 billion from the IMF to keep the currency cheap Step 2: run out Step 3: get 30 billion from the US to keep the currency cheap Step 4: profit



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fundamentally these freaks are anti-civilization. for them, the very concept of human beings coming together to pool their resources to use for the common good is some sort of scam

LeninsRage's tweet image. fundamentally these freaks are anti-civilization. for them, the very concept of human beings coming together to pool their resources to use for the common good is some sort of scam

NEW: A property tax revolt is spreading throughout the country, fueled by rising home values and tightening budgets. Now, a once-fringe idea to abolish property taxes entirely is gaining new energy — and it’s shaking up Republican politics. cnn.com/2025/09/07/pol…



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i walk around the airport and see nothing but sick children. i wish they were as obviously healthy as me, a a 71 year old former heroin addict who sounds like a speak-and-spell that got thrown into a toilet

RFK JR: I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation—you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection



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Uh oh

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump extends control over Washington by taking management of Union Station away from Amtrak.



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Rather than take equity positions in private companies, perhaps the government could confiscate ~20% of pre-tax earnings. And then when it comes to control, Congress could pass laws governing corporate behavior.


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Hearing that the U of Chicago cuts to the humanities come from the university taking out loads of debt to expand over the past two decades and being unable pay the interest. The problem with the Chicago School of Economics is that eventually you run out of other people's money?


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the paradox of young MAGA men: fetishizes pre-1990s WASP aesthetics bc they associate it with respectability and status, but also wants to pose as working class. loves establishment ivy league looks, but hates the establishment ivy league. ultimately just about a performance.

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Absolutely no reason why we aren’t innovating on microwaves. Make the phased array microwave that cooks my chicken breast to exactly 145F like it’s straight out of a sous vide. You guys need to stop making b2b saas


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I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down



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