bobtester's profile picture. my ass is almost as fat as my girl friend's

Beezus

@bobtester

my ass is almost as fat as my girl friend's

They should ask bin laden- @POTUS


Win a year supply of Aminos+bottle of YEAH BUDDY from Ronnie Coleman! All you have to do is vote for RCSS here - sdqk.me/2c2xImoO-z7Qxy…


I just voted for Jerry O. in the Janitor of the Year Contest. #JOTY cintas.com/janitoroftheye… #JOTY


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My only prediction is that Marco Rubio will deliver a rousing victory speech no matter what place he comes in. #NewHampshirePrimary


Smoking weed as i drunkenly read about @jimmyfallon and his drinking problem. Cheers Jimmy. #merica


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The millionaire biochemist who wants to defy the body's aging process: di.gg/1SQY8FF


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giving away signed copies of my book "Did I Ever Wake Up" to 5 people who retweet this because....why not?

MODSUN's tweet image. giving away signed copies of my book "Did I Ever Wake Up" to 5 people who retweet this because....why not?
MODSUN's tweet image. giving away signed copies of my book "Did I Ever Wake Up" to 5 people who retweet this because....why not?

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Ted Cruz is a bunch of silly putty stuck to the skeleton of a Salem witch trial judge who was killed in a fire lit by his favorite slave.


U know what's cool Donald fucking Trump? Respecting old ladies...


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"Chris Christie, how do you react to news that Paul Kantner has died?" "Well, that's another reason why Hillary's a bitch..." #GOPDebate


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smokin weed at the table in Norms diner, they wanna kick me out but I'm too nice + smiley 😎


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VIDEO: People tries to finding NEMO. Meanwhile I m trying to find my chicken in the curry sauce @Manchu_Wok


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Shkreli is like if James Spader's character from Pretty in Pink was an ugly virgin whose parents sent him to hip hop camp.


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Happy birthday to the sweet, adorable and wildly talented @arielwinter1. My promise to have Ed O'Neill crush anyone who hurts you remains. 😘


Can't 1 skanky dick sucking stripper be classy. Just 1. #godlesswhores #daveattellreferencefuckgod


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Yeah and u got millions of peeps believing the world is 3-6000 years old. #scienceIsHope

Rapper B.o.B. legitimately believes that the Earth is flat.



@sammhooversucks really with ur bullshit... Check urself blocked


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